Make Me Feel Like A Woman  

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
4/2/2006 1:14 pm

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4/5/2006 3:52 pm

Make Me Feel Like A Woman

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

He's gorgeous. Tall, well-built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
4/2/2006 4:59 pm

LOL! Horrible yet hilarious. Thanks

firestarter665 42M/39F

4/3/2006 5:57 am


pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

4/3/2006 11:41 am

TheRealThing655 - Glad you liked're welcome.

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

4/3/2006 11:43 am

sexyfitwoman - Sucks to be that woman..!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

4/3/2006 11:44 am

firestarter665 -


4/3/2006 12:37 pm

Some men just never get it!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

4/3/2006 2:20 pm

MOfunNOWWOW - There's only one that I know of...and I'm married to him..!

PLUS....I DON'T IRON..!!!!!!!!!

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