Late Spring Cleaning  

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
5/5/2006 5:52 am

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5/7/2006 7:05 am

Late Spring Cleaning

Yesterday, I started my yearly strip and clean detail. NO!...I'm not referring to taking a shower. I started my long over due Spring cleaning. I started with the kitchen. Took me all day to wash the walls...clean windows...wash curtains...clean the refrigerator and floor. My right arm feels like if I've pitched a thousand baseball games.

I thought I'd pass along a few helpful housekeeping tips......

1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.

2. If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go!

3. The best mini-vac for an after meal clean up is the dog.

4. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.

5. Clean windows in the nude. Enjoy the breeze!

6. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.

7. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.

8. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger.

9. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

10. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

11. Simplify... hire a maid.

12: My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being Hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

13. I'm not going to vacuum till Sears makes one you can ride on.

14. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

15. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look affronted and exclaim, "What? And spoil the mood?"

16. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.

17. If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "THIS is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes..."



fantasylover_05 62M

5/5/2006 7:19 am

ROFLMAO!

VERY FUNNY!!

#5. Clean windows in the nude. Enjoy the breeze! WHILE OTHERS ENJOY THE VIEW!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/7/2006 6:27 am:
The only negative aspect of it all was when the mailman got so distracted, he dropped his load of mail in the mud....!

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
5/5/2006 11:57 am

OMG...Loved #17.....hehe, I do have a dust problem, Damn I think Ill share that one with my daughter, she has the same problem!!

THX....this is a good one!!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/7/2006 6:29 am:
That's one way to keep Grandma in the family..!

mycin62 54F

5/5/2006 12:16 pm

LMAO, I'm 9 & 7


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/7/2006 6:31 am:
It DOES leave more time for more important things...like sex..!

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

5/5/2006 3:47 pm

Cute!!!

Lady Bambi


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/7/2006 6:32 am:
Thanks, Lady Bambi..!

docdirk 47M

5/5/2006 5:35 pm

OK, exactly how old does the milk need to be before you toss it during spring cleaning???

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/7/2006 6:34 am:
Best rule of thumb....when you turn it upside down to pour it...and nothing comes out...it's ready..! (no cheating by using a spoon)

libgemOH 56M/52F

5/6/2006 6:42 am

Me too, I clean the house once a year, whether it needs it or not!! -B


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/7/2006 6:37 am:
Is that what that huge pile is out back...or do you operate a ski mountain..?????

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