Fill My Blog  

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
4/13/2006 6:18 am

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4/14/2006 8:07 pm

Fill My Blog

I was thinking back to my youth and remembered "Mad Libs." You'd fill in the blanks and come up will silly and funny stories. I thought I would put an A.F.F. spin on it. This should result in some hysterical and interesting replies. Copy and paste the following and then fill in the blanks below with whatever comes to mind. My blog is in your hands!!!!!
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My husband came home early from ________ today. He found me ________ in the bedroom. I was horny and _________. He watched as I ________. That is when my husband said,"_________." I replied, "_________." Just then, we heard a _________ and __________ walked into our bedroom. We both screamed "___________!!!" I then, pulled my _________ and ________ out from under the bed and handed them to my husband. He __________ and he said "_________!" That's when I quickly took off my _______. Without another word, my husband and I looked at each other and knew it was time for us all to_____________. To this day, I will never forget the _____________ or the _________. It was ____________!!!!


pet_humility 48F

4/13/2006 11:23 am

My husband came home early from the space station today. He found me licking the carpet in the bedroom. I was horny and wierd. He watched as I got rug burns on my chin. That is when my husband said,"missing your girlfriend?." I replied, "how can you tell?." Just then, we heard a swoosh and my girl toy walked into our bedroom. We both screamed "its about damn time!!!" I then, pulled my old vacumm hose and mr. giggles out from under the bed and handed them to my husband. He bowed his head and he said "I'm leaving!" That's when I quickly took off my cloths. Without another word, my husband and I looked at each other and knew it was time for us all to clean capets the right way. To this day, I will never forget the rug burn my girl toy left on my face or the way my husband sulked cause he couldn't get any. It was priceless!!!!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 8:27 am:
At least you have a horny memory dealing with carpets...! My husband is so compulsive about our carpeting...he just bought a new vacuum cleaner and it's not for anything sexual...but then again, maybe I'll just check out it's potential someday, when he's not home..! happyf;

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
4/13/2006 12:12 pm

We need a guide - like
noun, verb, adjective, etc. Will be bac when I figure it out, lol

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 8:30 am:
Ooooooo....my bad....I see you want to be "directed..!" ?*

libgemOH 56M/52F

4/13/2006 1:22 pm

You asked for it!!!

My husband came home early from Jupitertoday (Isn't that where you work Mr. Prag??). He found me and libgemOHin the bedroom. I was horny and so was she. He watched as I (gonna have to use your imagination here). That is when my husband said, "need a little help?" I replied, "Hell yeah, I can't get her to cum!!" Just then, we heard a crash, boom and bam and Mr. Lib walked into our bedroom. We both screamed "Hurry, help!! We can't get her to cum!!!!!" I then, pulled my I-Vibe and Batteries out from under the bed and handed them to my husband. He turned on the I-Vibe and he said "You guys better plug your ears, this could get loud!!" That's when I quickly took off my strap-on. Without another word, my husband and I looked at each other and knew it was time for us all to make Lib cum. To this day, I will never forget the time that I just couldn't get Lib to cum or the noise she made when she finally did. It was so loud, all the dogs in the neighborhood were howling!!

Just read PH's while I was writing this. Too funny!! -B


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 8:32 am:
Men are from Jupiter....women are from Uranus..??????

docdirk 47M

4/13/2006 5:35 pm

I'm sorry... what did you say was in my hands?

Oh, nevermind. My bad!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 8:34 am:
*Y* (Y) Take your pick..!

SacredStarDance

4/13/2006 6:16 pm

lib beat me to it..... hope your well

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 8:35 am:
Thanks, Muff...I am and hoping that you are also. See you at the next party at Bysexia Lane..! {=}

rm_hippy6663 65M

4/13/2006 6:47 pm

I'm still laughing from the words I filled in Thank You


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 8:37 am:
You're welcome.....I think..!

JackSplash1401 58M

4/13/2006 8:09 pm

My husband came home early from nude beach, today. He found me fully dressed in the bedroom. I was horny and smiled at him seductively. He watched as I prepared to go out with the girls. That is when my husband said,"Why don't you have a girls' night in." I replied, "Great idea." Just then, we heard a commotion and the ladies walked into our bedroom. We both screamed "P-A-R-T-Y!!!" I then, pulled my double dildo and video camera out from under the bed and handed them to my husband. He set up the camera and he said "Action!" That's when I quickly took off my clothes. Without another word, my husband and I looked at each other and knew it was time for us all to fulfill the fantasy. To this day, I will never forget the daisy-chain or the 690 (that is 10 69s). It was an amazing weekend!!!!

What are you doing this weekend?

JackSplash1401


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 8:39 am:
Traveling to Joplin.......

mangomamiCT 41F

4/13/2006 9:25 pm

I was just thinking of doing this LMAO , we are too like minded , there must be something in the CT water ....

My husband came home early from DRINKING today. He found me EATING MANGOS in the bedroom. I was horny and HOSTILE. He watched as I PULLED OUT THE TASER GUN. That is when my husband said,"OH S**T." I replied, "GET NAKED." Just then, we heard a GIGGLE and THE PRAG COUPLE walked into our bedroom. We both screamed "HOLY MAC AND CHEESE !!!" I then, pulled my VIDEO CAM and LUBE out from under the bed and handed them to my husband. He GOT NAKED and he said "OLE!" That's when I quickly took off my GLASSES. Without another word, my husband and I looked at each other and knew it was time for us all toGET IT ON . To this day, I will never forget the CUM STAINS ON MY FAVORITE BLANKETor the WAY THE PRAG COUPLE MS. SQUEALED . It wasMANGOLICIOUS!!!!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 8:42 am:
Undoubtably the best story, Mango...! Keep drinking that Connecticut water..!

pandoo5 59M
398 posts
4/13/2006 9:59 pm

sorry when he came I ran so you are talking to him.


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 8:43 am:
I'm glad to see the drugs are working..!!!!!

pandoo5 59M
398 posts
4/14/2006 12:49 pm

very good I love it.


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

4/14/2006 8:00 pm

My husband came home early from _golf_______ today. He found me _masterbating_______ in the bedroom. I was horny and _almost there________. He watched as I __came______. That is when my husband said,"__Give us a taste_______." I replied, "__Come here and I'll share_______." Just then, we heard a ___door open______ and ___Prag Coup_______ walked into our bedroom. We both screamed "__
Prag Coup_________!!!" I then, pulled my ___scarves______ and ____toys____ out from under the bed and handed them to my husband. He __set up the cam corder________ and he said "__Commemorative tape_______!" That's when I quickly took off my _gal griends panties______. Without another word, my husband and I looked at each other and knew it was time for us all to_share the love____________. To this day, I will never forget the __taste of her cookie___________ or the __watching him work it_______. It was __fuckalicious_________!!!!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/14/2006 8:06 pm:
MO Pretty Lady MO!!!!! LOVE ME SOME COOKIES!!! Hope you are well. **BIG HUGS & SLOPPY WET KISSES**{=}

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