pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
5/1/2006 6:00 am

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5/2/2006 12:54 pm


On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!" Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!" "In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!!!"

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
5/1/2006 6:47 am

Oh my! That was too funny! I guess, honestly, every man would like to die having sex......don't ya think?

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/2/2006 12:50 pm:
Why is it only men would like to die that way....???

If ya gotta go...go out with a bang..!!!

firestarter665 42M/39F

5/1/2006 6:52 am

I needed a good laugh!!!!!!! Thanks.

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/2/2006 12:51 pm:
You are quite welcome..! {=}

rm_kneel_be4me 49M
457 posts
5/1/2006 9:21 am

Love it, thanks... I hope Im still stroking it when I am 94

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 5/2/2006 12:54 pm:
Just watch out for the ice cream trucks..!

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