Corporate Sponsored Condoms  

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
8/11/2006 7:09 am

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8/17/2006 8:44 am

Corporate Sponsored Condoms

Just imagine. Instead of those free samples of food at your local grocery store...they handed out something that everyone could use. This tops the after dinner mint or toothpick idea.

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Dodge Condoms: Grab life by your horn.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Disney Condoms: The happiest place on earth.

Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker-upper.

Mentos Condoms: The fresh maker.

Doublemint Gum condoms: Double your pleasure.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.

Lotto Condoms: Cause you can't win, if you don't play.

Burger King Condoms: Have it your way.

Avis Condoms: We try harder and harder.

EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER.

M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands.

VW Condoms: Drivers wanted.

GE Condoms: We bring good things to life.

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/11/2006 8:12 am

And lest we forget most people's after-dinner refreshment:

Maxwell House Condoms -- "good to the last drop!"

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/16/2006 6:10 am:
Good one...!!

expatbrit49 62M

8/11/2006 8:32 am

too funny

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/16/2006 6:11 am:
Thanks expatbrit.

MWWwantmore 51F

8/11/2006 9:44 am


I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/16/2006 6:12 am:
Thanks MWW.

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
8/11/2006 11:16 am

ZZ already said what I was going to tell ya!........THX for the laughs today!!........................can I go with KFC condoms...."Finger lickin GOOD"....LOL

Have a good weekend!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/16/2006 6:12 am:
Good one..!

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
8/13/2006 11:56 am

lol...those are great!!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/16/2006 6:13 am:
Thank you.

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