ATTENTION...A.F.F. SHOPPERS......  

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
4/29/2006 8:22 am

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ATTENTION...A.F.F. SHOPPERS......

We posted a blog the other day You Sexy Thing that has brought about a HUGE amount of emails to our inbox..!

In it, we talked about the things that we found sexy.

One of mine (hers), was:


"8. Bald heads...Sorry honey. My husband raises one eyebrow at this one because, my ex-boyfriend was bald."

Every single one of the emails we've received, in the past few days, are from guys with bald / shaved heads...!!!!

Yes.....I find bald / shaved heads very sexy..... but guys....PLEASE..!!!!! It wasn't an open invitation to have sex with me..!

I can just picture the male population of members on A.F.F. ...... holding a razor in hand ..... looking in the bathroom mirror ..... saying to themselves, "If I shave my head, I'll get her..!"

GUYS..!!!!!!! DON'T DO IT..!!!! STEP AWAY FROM THE MIRROR.....PUT DOWN THAT RAZOR..!!!!!!!

Let me clarify this for you......

Even though I do find this ONE quality, in a guy, very sexy....it's not the ONLY thing that I'm looking for..! It's the WHOLE package...AND the contents..!

So........

If you're going to send me an email...just based on the fact that you have a bald / shaved head.......don't..!

However......

If you DO have a bald / shaved head.....AND by reading our entire profile, and some of our blogs, you find that you possess the other aspects of who and what we're looking for....then by all means.....send us an email.

We do answer all of the emails we get...but being swamped right now...it may take a little time to get to yours.

I guess the old adage of ... "Be careful of what you wish for...you just might get it" ...is true.


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p.s. My husband is STILL waiting for an email from Heather Locklear..!

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angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
4/29/2006 8:29 am

Too cute! I guess you'd better be careful of what you wish for! When MrPrag gets his invite from Heather Locklear.....let us all know, will ya???

And MrPrag...if she doesn't write...it's her loss!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/30/2006 4:19 pm:
Thanks, angel....but even if she doesn't write...I've got the SEXIEST woman in the world..!

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

4/29/2006 8:32 am

Hilarious


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/30/2006 4:20 pm:
Thanks........I think..!

jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
4/29/2006 10:50 am

Too funny I bet if you said I love it when a man paints his thinnky red white a blue I really get turned on and horny. Now how many red white and blue flag pole pics would you get hmmmmmmm interesting. See you JD


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/30/2006 4:22 pm:
Ewwwwwwwwww.........I'm patriotic, but that's a BIT much..!

libgemOH 56M/52F

4/29/2006 12:04 pm

You poor thing!! That's what you get for being such a sexy little freak!!! -B


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/30/2006 4:23 pm:

firestarter665 42M/39F

4/29/2006 4:21 pm

That is so funny. I can't believe that so many people e mailed you because of the bald head thing. I guess we have a good sized population of bald horny men!

Mr. Prag- Don't worry, Heather might still e mail you!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/30/2006 4:26 pm:
.....and they ALL sent emails to us..! *a few looked like E.T.*

rm_kneel_be4me 48M
457 posts
4/29/2006 7:14 pm

That is so funny... I read your post and I thought it was a good post and a good list (I think heather is hot too) . But I never htought you would get that kind of reaction from it. Thats just hillarious


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/30/2006 4:28 pm:
Thanks...neither did we..!

mycin62 54F

4/30/2006 5:13 am

Damn, it's a good thing I didn't shave MY head!!!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/30/2006 4:31 pm:
Sure is, Cin....the "G.I. Jane" look doesn't do a thing for me..!

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