"Fuck Me!"  

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
3/23/2006 5:17 am

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3/25/2006 9:06 am

"Fuck Me!"

Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.

The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink. The women says, "Sure, if you fuck me." The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert, then sleep with your fat smelly ass."

The second man wants to live and agrees to do the deed. The second man and the women enter the shack, leaving the first man outside. The women says, "fuck me then!"

The man agrees to do it only if she will close her eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, fucks her with it and throws it out the window. The women opens her eyes and asks for it again.
The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finally satisfied and agrees to give the man and his friend some water. The man calls his friend in and informs him that the women is going to give them some water.

The friend replies, "Fuck the water, I want some more of that buttered corn."

libgemOH 56M/52F

3/23/2006 5:48 am

Sorry sweetie!

You been tagged!!

Follow the directions on this post! [post 281482] (and quitcherbitchen, they got me too!) -B

happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
3/23/2006 5:57 am

I think I heard this joke before. Disgusting one but so funny that my stomach hurts from laughing. LL


Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
3/23/2006 6:16 am

First thought..ewewew....but then had to laugh...THX!

rm_luvpiano2 56M
367 posts
3/23/2006 6:49 am


pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

3/23/2006 2:21 pm

libgemOH - For a minute there, I thought you were going to send me a body bag..! *L*

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

3/23/2006 2:29 pm

happyladychat - Yes...there's NOTHING like buttered corn-on-the-cob...!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

3/23/2006 2:30 pm

DarknStar - Most welcome..!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

3/23/2006 2:32 pm

luvpiano2 - Glad you liked it.


3/23/2006 7:20 pm

ROFL I will never eat corn without smiling again

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

NSAAddict 42F

3/23/2006 7:56 pm

ewwwwwwwwww! That was great!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

3/24/2006 7:42 am

MOfunNOWWOW - Well....there is always the corn that comes in the can !!!

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

3/24/2006 7:44 am

NSAAddict - Gross or not. I know you like a good laugh !!!

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