NEEDED; good one-liner jokes  

poyntz4us 61M
162 posts
6/11/2005 9:33 am

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NEEDED; good one-liner jokes

NEEDED; good nasty one-liner jokes

Can you help. I am trying to get a bunch of good one-liner or very short jokes for a local singles program. Any kind is good, but I especially need sexual ans singles jokes. Please send me as many as you know. Here or my AdultFriendFinder email.

rm_BigDnLady 43M/41F
1140 posts
6/11/2005 12:02 pm

What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
A belly button between her boobs.

You have very nice legs. What time do they open?

If a light sleeper can't sleep with a light on, can a hard sleeper sleep with a hard on?

You're just like a television -- even an old man can turn you on.

I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd siphon the bowl dry!

I'm gonna tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. Oops, my bad -- someone already told you.

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

An expert fisherman is a ''master-baiter.'''

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.

These are the ones that I had just received in another little email from my jokster buddy!!! I believe he finds them online somewhere!! If you find it b4 I do, PLEASE let me know, I would like to pay him back for the ones he keeps sending me!!


poyntz4us 61M

6/11/2005 12:41 pm

Holy hell, I'm still laughing

Hay everyone this is a great start. Please add.

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