Funniest sexual moment of my life  

poyntz4us 60M
162 posts
6/6/2005 1:05 pm

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Funniest sexual moment of my life

About eight years ago I meet a close female friend of mine camping in central Oregon. We met at the camp ground and played in the lake, went spelunking and all the outdoor type things. That afternoon as we were driving in the ponderosa pines we were chatting sexually and getting real horney.

Suddenly she said, "I need a quickie".

"What, right here"? I asked. There were people driving around a bit too much for my comfort.

She said, "pull over behind those trees by that clearing". As she said this she was undoing her pants.

I aint no fool. I pulled over.

"But where"? I asked. "There isn't a safe place".

She was naked from the waist down by now. She lay back with her left foot in the door window and her right leg straight up in the air. She was in the pickup seat with her ass, just hanging off.

"Hurry up, do it before someone sees us".

I stepped forward with my pants around my ankles. I entered her and we were going at it. All of a suddenly a bolt of lightning burned my ass. I jumped and softly hollered. Not wanting to draw attention. I reached back and slapped a hornet that was still on my ass. My butt was burning and swelling.

She got up and saw what had happened and started laughing historically. This drew the attention of several others. Quickly she jumped into the truck, shutting the door and said out loud so others could heat. "Are you done yet"?

I was pulling pants, rubbing butt and stumbling all over. Several people were standing looking at me in my dilemma.
I dressed, jumped into the truck and drove away. She was laughing so hard she was crying. She said.

"I knew you came hard but I've never seen you cum like that". (Hysterically laughing) "Was it good for you? I shore enjoyed it".

I started laughing and away we went. This is one of the most often remembered times we talk about when we reminisce.

And to think neither one of us came. I wonder if the wasp was jealous or just what.


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
6/9/2005 8:49 am

i think the wasp was a bit action for him he had to take it out on the risk takers....sorry bout your bum! thats certainly a story to hold on. good thing she had a good sense of humor or it could have went the other way...

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