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'Water Sports' 101
'Water Sports' 101
I've heard about this 'water sports' fantasy that some people have, not that I'm against it, but I'm not interested. I met up with this guy a few days ago and we were discussing what it could be that people got out of being pissed on. We couldn't figure it out, but there are some people out there who get off on such activities. And I say 'more power to ya!' Hey, who knows, I may become interested one day What can I say in my defense...I'm up for just about anything. I had a friend who told me about having a golden shower, which before I got the details sounded kind of erotic. I mean, come on when you hear the words 'golden shower' you assume that it can only be something good. Well, needless to say that when I got the details about the experience I was only thinking 'eww what kind of freaks are these people!' But, that was years ago.
Okay, I mentioned the guy I met the other day and the debate that we had. Well, we met on AdultFriendFinder, chatted a few days and he came up to see me. We got a motel room and 'hung' out for a bit before things started to get interesting. Not to go into too many details, we did our thing (a few times) then chatted like old friends. Oh wait, I'm getting ahead of myself....after we had our fun the second time around, he decided to go into the bathroom and relieve his poor worked up bladder. A few moments after starting to relieve himself he realized that he had forgotten to take off the condom. He only realized this after he noticed how silent it was in the bathroom. It's hard to stop the flow of things once you 'let go' or so I've heard that men have trouble with this. So you can only imagine what was going through his mind. "Should I risk hurting myself to stop this, or just piss on my hand and yank the condom off??" Well, what would you do? Unfortunately for him he told me what he had done. And me, being the woman that I am laughed and now I will never let him forget this sexual faux pas.
Basically the point is this: well for one don't ever tell me something you want to forget!! Two: if you ever get curious about actively getting into 'water sports' first practice on yourself!! What better way to get comfortable with someone else pissing on you than pissing on yourself!!
So, is it better to be pissed off or pissed on?!?