Really don't mind if you sit this one out ...  

poboy_aj 63M
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1/24/2006 4:35 pm

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3/10/2006 7:53 pm

Really don't mind if you sit this one out ...

My words but a whisper ...
Your deafness a shout...
I may make you feel but i can't make you think...
Your sperm's in the gutter ...
Your love's in the sink...
So you ride yourselves over the fields ...
And you make all your animal deals ...
And your wise men don't know how it feels ... To be thick as a brick.

Now for the main event ...

I've been viewing this profile of a very pretty lady almost every day ... her main photo is so captivating ... so real ... so friendly ... but alas ... I've sent two e-mails to her ... really only remember one ... no response ... and that is kewl and all ... but she's now in my head ... ah, if I were 10 years younger ...

STEELERS or SEAHAWKS, I'm leaning Steelers ... how about you ...

Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water ... Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in THE ACT ... Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" ... Daddy relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees ... Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town ... Pretty soon mommy starts mosning and gasping ... Johnny cries out "Hang on tight Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

With that said ...

So you ride yourselves over the fields ...
and you make all your animal deals ...
And your wise men don't know how it feels ...
To be thick as a brick.


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