What do you call "it"?...and why -- Naming your "parts"  

playfulwithyou33 56F
520 posts
11/29/2005 4:09 am

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What do you call "it"?...and why -- Naming your "parts"

What do you call "it"?... and why -- Naming your "parts"

sgt_dickhead (one of my favorite "haha" pics...sgt_dickhead)

So, do you call it "jimmyjamz2nite", "da big chubby", or "Junior" (knowing full well that when you're at the next cocktail party and say, "we have to put junior to bed" that most folks will think you're referring to the little rugrat at home?)

Ok, what's your name for "it", and how did it come to be?

Alright for the modest types, we'll also accept names you've "heard" for them too...lol.

TDA talked of "Little Kenny", and Oprah has "the girls", so speak up and share the names you've claimed.

sauceforthegoose 58M

11/29/2005 4:11 pm

"The Senator." Why? Seems fitting on occasion of a filibuster....

Floorshaker53 68M
5 posts
12/6/2005 9:45 am

I know why men name theirs. The little heads all have minds of their own. This becomes apparent in puberty when the sight, thought, image, voice of a girl or even a good looking teacher causes the little guy to suddenly pay attention. You have so many times you hate standing up because the bulge in your pants gives away what's on your mind. Hell, a girl even talking to me about our math homework gave me a hard on as a kid. It is just natural to give a name to this quasi indepent being that lives between your legs.
Then as we age, and we find that he refuses to respond properly on occasion, causing embarrassment and self doubt, we have someone to curse at. Makes it more personal.
Early on I decided mine was "Herman". Can't remember why. But, at my advanced age a poignant limerick comes to mind:

There once was a man from Stamboul
Who soliliquized thus to his tool:
You took all my wealth,
You ruined my health,
and now you won't pee, you old fool.

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
12/6/2005 4:38 pm

hehe, funny.

rm_MusicMan476 59M
3 posts
12/8/2005 6:53 am

The Weapon

just4fun4me99 41M

12/30/2005 1:54 am

"the bushwacker"

LonelyGeek69 47M
5 posts
1/1/2006 9:20 pm

I've never given it a name, but my ex gf always referred to it as "your hugeness"

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
1/2/2006 3:46 am


ZilchPailsEndow 58M

3/20/2009 5:07 am

Mr. Wiggly

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