(moan, moan) Do Me! Do Me!  

playfulwithyou33 56F
520 posts
4/5/2005 12:19 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

(moan, moan) Do Me! Do Me!


NO...I don't mean just hop on my bones! I want you to tease my mind enough to elicit a physical response. I want you to make me purrr.

What is it about some people on this site that think that "yo baby, suck it!" is gonna make someone want to run right out and snatch them up?

Please share some of the worst come-on lines you've heard, as well as the way you're capable of putting it out there--full of creamy tones.

sportyfun56 106M

4/8/2005 8:24 am

I am shocked and amazed that you have gotten no comments on this excellent post. Fortunately I haven't had to rely on any "lines" for a good while. whewww... That is like entering a minefield blindfolded and tapping with a cane. I always thought it best to just be yourself and try to find something about, around, concerning the girl to make a comment on. Something that would illicit some kind of a real response.
Now I'm as witty and creative as the next guy, I just have no desire to go out and intentionally make myself look like a fool and flame out in front of a lady with some ill timed zinger that completely misses the mark.... lol

I tend to take the slow, soft approach more often than not and let the lady warm up slowly... she'll burn longer and hotter that way. And I've heard more than my share of "purring" in my life... But that's not to say that if you did need your bones hopped on at any point that I wouldn't be prepared to "accomodate" you... lol

Sporty
a fellow purveyor of merriment and mischief....


playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
4/8/2005 2:29 pm

Thanks! (and yes, I too was surprised at the lack of posts) LOL (bangs head on desk) LOL


dbdranger2 52M

4/12/2005 4:58 am

Hmmmm...worst come on line? "Do me baby!" =rolling eyes= Had that happen once. Its a big turn off to me when someone IMs something like that to me. I'm more old fashioned. Its better to build the "pleasure" tension, moreso, its just better to be yourself. If someone can't accept you for who you are, then they generally aren't worth getting involved with. I suppose the only pickup line I use, if you even want to call it that, is "Hello". LOL The worst one I ever heard used on my best friend (female) is "Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!" I almost fell on the ground laughing when I heard that posed to her at a party one night. I want to keep checking back on this one. Some of the lines that people use are hysterical. You could make a good "pickup line joke book" out of this, if enough people post. Great question! Take care... David


TravelinWillbury 56M

4/18/2005 1:02 pm

How about "Interested in a little short-term, unbridled passion?" Used in my younger days to a sexy woman flirting with while driving down Meachum in Schaumburg after work. She agreed and we did the deed in the car near the Water Reclamation District. But I admit, VERY bad line!


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
4/22/2005 7:54 am

The best one I have ever seen was presented in a blog as a poem.


rm_kevnico 55M
131 posts
4/24/2005 12:03 pm

How’s this for a playful pussy pickup?

If I scratch your back, and stroke your fur,
Would I make your kitty purr?
Can I take you home, for milk and cream?
Could that be your kitty dream?

Or is it fresh meat, for which you prowl?
Will I hear your tigress growl?
Is a whip and chair, far more your creed?
Would that fill your tigress need?

I would think the kitty, far more my flare,
But if a tigress, hmm… should I dare?


rm_lkndllsgrl 37F
67 posts
4/24/2005 5:48 pm

I think you should definately repost this one!!

~lkndllsgrl~


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