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playfulwithyou33 56F
520 posts
10/6/2005 3:38 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

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We've all come across some "creative" license plates as well as bumper stickers.

Share with us some of your favorites, as well as those that you thought were the most outlandish.



cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
10/6/2005 12:57 pm

Bumper stickers:

Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car

I break for.........OH SHIT NO BRAKES

Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up

Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

BEER, Helping people have sex since 1865

Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are two

But I Just Can’t Get My Head That Far Up My Ass

Condoms are easier to change than diapers!

Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?

Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies

Don't f*ck with my head and I won't think with my dick!

I Don’t Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ

The Sex Was So Good That Even The Neighbors Had A Cigarette


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
10/8/2005 7:32 pm

to cajun: these are really funny!!!!
I saw one like this:
"Not all those who wander are lost".


dano6332 56M

10/14/2005 9:11 am

I always wondered about the people who put "my kid beat up your honor student" sure I get tired of seeing "honor student this and that" stickers but why would you want to beat them up? Ok they are sorta funny but still not the lesson I want to teach my kid


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/7/2005 12:51 am

Guava Happens.
But no one here would get it.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


Hampmeister 57M

11/19/2005 8:57 pm

"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole"
"You're driving a car, not a phone booth."
"Bend over, I'll drive."
"My other car is a flying saucer."
"My karma ran over my dogma."
"Don't follow me, I'm lost too."
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry,"


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