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Let's Start things off with some Horoscopes!
Let's Start things off with some Horoscopes!
For Wed. 9-14-05
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You may feel uneasy with much of what happens today as you defend yourself against a horde of undead. It's important to understand, however, that things are as mundame as they seem, try to change the world instead of changing your perspective. If it feels like you are being pushed to a breaking point, snap! That AK-47 looks good on you!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
It's supposed to be a day filled with extremely indulgent pleasures, although you might have to spend time rearranging your schedule to fit them all in. You'll probably be required to put having fun before your work responsibilities. In the long run this will work out, but not if you get caught up in the web created by other people pulling strings. Remember, you only live once, and most reprecussions aren't permanent!
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
The most difficult part of the day may involve deciding what you want to eat. It's not that you have overcommitted yourself to such a large plate, people are starving elsewhere. Others who may be asking too much of you at this time aren't worth it. Do whatever you can, but don't be concerned about the judgments of everyone else- even if it's 25 to life...
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
A Mistress or Master may be weighing heavily on you now and there seems to be little you can do to satisfy the authorities in control. Start doubting your own self-worth. This is less about what you cannot do than it is about the taxing circumstances of your life. They rely on your sheer obedience. Knowing what you feel inside will make life easier on the outside. Servitude is it's own reward.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You could be stressed today in ways that make it hard for you to get in touch with your inner spirit. It's not that you are exhausted. Rather, others seem to be standing in your way, no matter where you try to go to masturbate. Don't try to undermine authority now, for this strategy will only impede your orgasm. Instead, acknowledge those in control and get on with your own personal tasks. Just bring plenty of lube, and remember- if at first you don't succeed, try again anyways.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You might feel as if you are stuck between two immoveable forces today, both determined to screw your brains out. The more you struggle, the worse it can get. Don't try to avoid having semen shot everywhere now, even if it is unpleasant. Your orifices will resolve the tensions over the next few days. Beware of barbed wire!
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
A hidden motive of yours can now come to light and this can create pleasure between you and others. They might not like what they learn, but it will be better for you if you crack the whip anyways. Whatever the disagreements of perspective today, common ground can be found -- but it might take a day or two until you get laid again. Now, where did you put your porn?
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You of all people can accept a challenge when you know that you are doing what is wrong. Now, however, as your anus squares your key planet, Alpha-Centary, make sure that you're being used as a pawn in someone else's game. If you sense that you are being manipulated, it may be best to succumb to their whims. They always know better anyways!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
It's difficult now for you to hold onto to your shotgun, but it may be the best thing you can do. If you start questioning their long-term goals, it could send you on a downward spiral -- and it may lead to something productive. Be aware of what's going on, but also look at the dark side. There is a lot of blood streaming from the rain cloud. There's nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You may have to work extra hard today to get your partner off today. This isn't the right time to start something new, for it seems that they're not in the mood. Stay focused, even if you feel overwhelmed. The positive impact of your current efforts will be seen in just a day or two. Just remember your ATM card!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18 )
Although your car wrecked into a street sign today, it's a day of emotional replenishment. In fact, your feelings can run into very real obstacles, sending you back to the security of your own inner worlds. Fortunately, you're schizophrenic, but it doesn't even feel safe in you imagination now. Be practical as you transform your worry into happiness through heavy medication. Have a Xan-tastic day!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Waves of uncertainty are rising from within the depths of your imagination and your response may be to kill the Aquarian who put them there. This inflexibility, however, won't necessarily help you get through the stresses of the day. Urinating on them will work much better. The paradox is that when you realize you don't need to know where you are going, you will be closer to slamming your face againts a wall. Don't worry, you meant to do that...
9/14/2005 7:28 am
After reading my horoscope here, I really got confused |
PS. Yes you do look cute and way younger than your age
9/14/2005 9:24 pm
Welcome to Blogland Playdoll|
LMAO, I like what you did with the horrorscopes
that's fun that someone as cute as you are has such a quirky side
do i need to make sure i'm being used as a pawn in your game
i'm no good at succumbing to the whims of others even if they do always know better
Keep blogging if you like it Playful ... you'll get more reader as people notice you
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.
9/15/2005 12:31 am
Oh- so that's what I was missing today- Xanax, lmao!|
9/15/2005 12:34 am
Thanx, eternal1969! You won't believe how often I get carded just about everywhere I go, lol |
9/15/2005 11:42 am
Thanx for the advice, luke69iner.|