The Thruth About Guys  

piwut 55M
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11/28/2005 7:32 am

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The Thruth About Guys

Hey Gals, have you ever wondered why guys are always so horny? Well, I'm fixing to tell you why. It's called testosterone and it is our friend. Well, maybe not our friend, but that's beside the point. Imagine this ladies. You are incredibly horny. You are so horny you feel like you are going to explode if you don't get some soon. Have you ever felt like that? Now imagine feeling like that for 70 to 80 percent of your waking hours, from the time your 12 years old until 6 months after your dead. That's what guys go through. Isn't it a wonder that there aren't more sexual assaults than there is? I think, for the most part, we guys do a pretty good job controlling ourselves. For you gals out there who have husbands or boyfriends who say they don't think about sex all the time.....Bullshit!! To paraphrase the comedian Rodney Carrington, unless he has something physically wrong with him, I don't care if he wears a collar to church on Sunday, he's thinking about sex. The reason your husband/boyfriend says he doesn't think about sex all the time is he knows if he admits it, he's either going to get a lecture or get cut off for 6 months. Maybe both. So, the next time you look at your guy and wonder what he's thinking, chances are he's thinking about sex.


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