On Men and Women  

pistonbust 68M
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10/1/2005 5:08 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

On Men and Women


Wise words from Irish Tom.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO..
45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO..
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT..

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes



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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food and beer

3. Hand over the remote

pistonbust 68M

10/6/2005 12:00 pm

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked - Or if particularly cold (below -5) in a fur coat and nothing else

2. Bring food and beer - Less of the former and more of the latter

3. Hand over the remote - How the f*** did you get hold of it in the first place!


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