I Have No Balls!  

phoenixxx1975 41M
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3/18/2006 2:08 am

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3/19/2006 5:54 am

I Have No Balls!

Catchy title huh? I have been flirting with this woman at the local video store for a few weeks now. She happens to have some rather interesting hobbies and is really a cool person. I banter with her a bit but we never actually say the words we both know each other is thinking. Did I mention she happens to be ten years younger than me? (that would make her 20 for all you math geniuses out there) My reason for mentioning this is not to point out that I like to hit on young women or anything (usually I like my women to be older, in fact I was dating MILFs long before the term MILF even existed. but I digress...) Finally I got to the point where I figured, what the hell, she's cool and I like her so why not take things beyond the playful banter and ask her out? Sadly she declines. I think it had something to do with the boyfriend she mentioned before, but maybe not. (OK totally off topic again: But guys, have you ever noticed that when you start hitting on a woman who has a man already and she realizes you are hitting on her, she starts talking about things that her and her boyfriend did or something funny her boyfriend did, instead of just saying that they are flattered but taken? Me Neither) For most people this would bey where they would stop, I mean she's taken end of story. But oh no, not me. For some reason I have to go that extra inch and get a "real" reason (Hey, it's painful to admit but, admitting that you have a problem is the first step to solving it). Usually to the tune of, "Yeah but say you were single..." I didn't use that particular phrasing with her, something more like, "Dude, whats the deal here?" came out. And guys trust me here when I say this, if you ever ask that, you are not going to like the response. What she told me I found rather surprising. She told me, "You have no balls". I find this hilarious because you see I am the guy who once went up to a really hot woman, asked her out and when she hesitated, told her that, "I don't want a relationship or anything like that. I just want to use you for sex." (And ladies, if this line would work on you, CALL ME!) At any rate I realize I have been polite and all when dealing with her. I am very rarely a prick when I am dealing with anyone in customer service. But to say that I haven't got a pair of testicles is a bit much. I feel that if only she knew me more than for my public persona, we would be in the sack fucking, right now. With or without her boyfriend, her choice.

blpwolf 58F

3/18/2006 3:35 pm

OKKKK where to start with this one....gezz.....maybe ur age scared her to death.....maybe she felt like she'd be dating her father....I mean 10 years.....wow.....no...I am kidding..I only date men younger then me...so I guess maybe u didn't have the right approach???? Instead of asking her, maybe u should have TOLD her when and where...just a thought...

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