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Sep 12, 2009 9:22 am
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Alright, so as promised I cleaned up my act.  Now anyone that wants to navigate the twisted thing that is my blog can do so with ease and without a personal guide. Yeah, yeah I'm all thoughtful and stuff. Some of it may be a bit of a mix between the categories and of course I try to put a funny picture to almost every post, but hell, it's all for amusement of one sort or another anyways right. Don't get so damned picky!  Anywho enjoy your travels through my mind.
Notices:
To all my watchers and those that leave me comments, My Profile, BaseFook and such
Permission slip: Please sign so I can pimp you! May I use you?
Jokes and just plain funny stuff:
Three little inches, Wanna see what my cock is doing?, Can't quite put my finger on it, It's not the same street I grew up with, Repeat after me, It happened one night long ago, My heart is full of pride, A proper hair cut, Kidspeak, What do you do with your bananas?, Short and sweet, Who hired them?, ahem, It's never too late, Anybody else....., Query, Attention whore, A pic for Monicker, Heaven or Hell?, Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn, Craving something sweet, Disturbing or hot fun?, There's something scary in my pants, Don't look!, A little prank, I'll do you, then you do me, How about a pity fuck?, Mistakes, Seeing pink, Hold your nose, My fudge is all packed, Sometimes, Hmmm, in my yard perhaps..., Confess, Your call, No more blogging cranky, I'm sure everyone can agree..., How to tell if you have too much time on your hands, Help a chick out, For Huck, my bush stalker, Easy chairs, Penis breath, Troll uprising, I find comfort in the oddest things, On web cam now!, Is it just me, Confuzzled, It will never come back, It would have been good to know, Why I need a muzzle, Fuck me..., All Peeped out?, Bondage chick, Hot, hot, hot!!!, What would you do if..., Mutha Fucka!, Give head, Minions
Games and polls:
Go on you know you want to too, I just gotta know, Go blondie, The walking dead, So uh, did ya?, Wanna play?, What do you want?, To cut or not to cut, Lie to me, Truth or dare
My wee farm:
Chicks and cock, How girly I've become, My not so secret garden, I know it's wrong but...., Before I took out the weed whacker, Chick house, Still alive!, Look what I attracted!, All cooped up, Yeah, it's that much, Fertile eggs, A cute chick, Shucks, My chicks, When "they" are wrong, Again we try
Rants:
A ringing endorsement, That name!, What's the oddest thing you've ever been asked/told?, Recipe for disaster, How I got fucked, Who's right?, About last night, Move along, nothing to see here...., Opinions, WTF, Advertising, Penis pictures, Common sense, More fun emails for moi?, Ouch, my eye!, Update on my eye, Stalker magnet at large, Shaking my head in disgust, I hate that man, Let me call you sweet heart, A penis for me?, Embracing my inner bitch, It happened, Don't you just hate it, Uh, really?, Sometimes there is no right answer, Some people..., Those vicious bastards, Why the drama?, Damned gremlins, Midgets for sale, Gawd damn it all to hell, FFS get me a gun, I'd like for the ride to stop now, Fuckin' rain, Issues, issues, we all has 'em, Oh the weather outside isn't the only frightful thing..., What the fucking fuck?, Stupidity should hurt, Censorship, What would you do?, Bitches
Pimpage:
Pimp at work This is a list of some really great posts by some of my favorites. Check 'em out, I add to it every once in awhile. Pimping post, Sharing the love, Tigger's poetry contest
Sexual content:
Spanking the monkey, What's your sexy?, My first time, Location, location, location, What's the best vibrator?, So cold yet so hot, Mutha Fucka!
Poetry:
Drowning out the sound of goodbye, Break my heart, but my liver is mine to destroy, Dam it up, A poetic rant, The measure, Grrr baby, grrr  , I can sense you, What it is, On a different note, Fear
Pics of me:
No, I am not ashamed, My one night stand, Does it show?, Over the years
Random thoughts about love, life, and people in general:
I read that being a realist was a sign of depression, that made me sad., Multiple truths, Contradictions in our natures., Change, Musings about my midgets, Loss, Spring fever, Waves, Which me do I put on today?, Inside, I've been that girl, Regrets, Expiration date, Deep love, Invisibility, Letting go, Taken for granted, What lies beneath, The bigger picture, Truth serum, It's getting hot in here, Impulses, Perhaps he exists, Animal Instinct, What will you settle for?, Temptation, I am my own worst enemy, You asked for it, my scary, Ow, my head!, Ink, Who do you see?, Shit, Curiosity, Inside my head, 50 facts all about me, Differences, Circling about in my head, I think I'd like some noise, Pet Peeves, Conception prevention, Worth, Fear, Need some help?, Be nice' Family, turkey day, and a bit of history, Attraction, Pride, Guts, Gaining perspective, Let's get ready to rumble!!!, I'm not as innocent as I look, That ominous feeling, How do you know if you're an asshole?, Accuracy, What do you think?, Them silly holidays, Need a good cry?, Fucking bullies, How lucky I am, I think I found the right cream for that rash..., Not everything is as it appears, Can you believe it?, The perfect gift, Oh brother, What do you call 'em?, Team Captain, Comparing, The illusion of control and a certain future, I'm a dirty dirty home wrecker, Pain, Valentines Day, Dreams, False advertising, Where's my 4 leaf clover?, A second look, Carpets, Fucked up shit, Trustiness
Some other stuff:
What I can't do for myself, You don't belong here, Me version 3.0, The music in my head, Why can't I cry?, The gift of laughter, Where'd that come from?, You just can't keep me on my back, Let's get loud, Smile, Dream a little dream for me, Rain, Have you seen it?, School is almost here!, The last day of Summer vacation, Pot Luck, It's a brand spankin' new day, So much to do, Sensory overload, Summer heat, I'm off!, What's that fishy smell?, I can hardly wait, What should be happening in my bed, So tell me...., Coming soon, You put what in your mouth?, Super Powers, Mmmm tasty!, How about you?, Another busy weekend, First time, Get away, My excitement for the day, The dreams of a child, It's really too early, Obsession, Wanna rub it?, To watch or not to watch, Why don't I ever listen to myself?, No, I am not ashamed, That embarrassing little problem, Me scary?, Trick or treat?, What's your word?, I didn't know how much I loved you, The hunt is on, Not enough hours in the day, I swear it's not me..., Trying to find the spirit, Imagine if, People as fish, Squirrel!, Tipsy tonight?, Wahoo!, Lookit what my midgets did!, Good god, I'm actually excited about this!, How it all went down, Swinging, It's time, I'm taking a day, Escape, Toodles 2009, Is it almost Springtime yet?, How do you know when you're burnt out?, Ok, ok, so Monday then, Sometimes too, Just so you know, Huh?  , Drawing a blank, A hot date without midgets and some other random stuff, What's the craziest thing?, It works!, Zip zip zoom, I survived, so did the minions, I love my little tax deductions, Oh crap, Awww shucks, Motivation, Loss for words, I am so freaking easy, Phew!  , I got some new toys today!, No worries, Out of balance, The cure for what has been ailing me, A few quick things, My new do, Happy egg shitting rabbit day!, Tee Hee, giggle, giggle, When will I learn?, I's been busy, The red dragon and my brown thumb, High enough?, Shame, Pater Familias, Well huh, Blasts from the past, Rock on, Colder than a ..., 21 people gone, Stormy, OMG! OMG! OMG!, My road trip, Sometimes, How odd, Just a blonde chick with a nice pussy, Choices, I got served!, Gawd help us all..., To be continued..., It's time to think about, Don'tcha, Super Insomnia Unleashed, Poor midgets, The Queen of No Pants had her party, Faking it, Caustic Bitch, Positivilutely, A rose by any other name, Dude, Egg watch and some drama, So far so good, Holy rabbit chick man!, Yes, it was good  , Figures,  I'm so freakin' happy right now!, Dear John, Practice, Brains!!!, So cold yet so hot, For you Solar: My dare , Social skills, Tick, tick, tick,  *sigh, Of course size matters!, Zombified
Fantasy:
Yes, I finally wrote about sex, get over it, sheesh! [size/]
      
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BaseFook and such
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Feb 23, 2011 5:27 pm
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I've been playing a lot on that other site, you know, the one in the picture...and I realized that I'd love to add some of my fellow bloggers here that I haven't already. I made this private so if you'd like to communicate with me there as well, please leave your contact info here so that I can.
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What makes you unique?
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Sep 30, 2009 2:01 pm
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This is not a guestbook, a little black book, a place to put your feet up for awhile, or any other form of place for you all to sign in. It is unique. If you would please grace me with a small introduction and perhaps a small descriptor of where you are from and what makes you unique I'd love to see it.  So hello from me, enjoy your stay.
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Harassment box for privates
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Aug 24, 2009 1:51 pm
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Sheesh, I guess it's time I put one of these up here so I can hear whatever crosses anyones mind at any point of time and not have to peruse my filtered box so often.
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My first penis picture
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Jan 13, 2012 1:40 pm
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That's right, I'm posting a penis picture. It's growing inside of me. All I've been able to think about today since my ultrasound is penis, penis, penis. 
Pater Familias is EXTREMELY happy with the news, as are all of the girls.
Now to buy blue things...
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Aw hell...otherwise known as what the fuck now :P
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Dec 30, 2011 9:18 am
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Last Thursday I went into the ADON's office to get my yearly evaluation full of expectations of a simple read and sign for a raise kinda moment. What I got was less than thrilling. 
As I'm reading along I see some things that quite frankly pissed me off. There was a comment that I flat out disagreed with, and 2 that were unflattering, yet I still kinda thought "so what".
The first was that I "occasionally don't answer all the questions fired off in the PDA before leaving". I leave in the middle of a shift. Someone takes over my assignment when I leave. Anything that did not happen during my half, yet is likely to during the second half I am NOT supposed to chart on. It would be false documentation. I have been round and round this issue with only one nurse. She seems to "get it" every time I explain it to her, yet she "forgets" by the next time I work on her floor.  I have cleared it with the head of the MDS computer coordinator. She has explained it to EVERYONE. Why this one particular nurse is a bit slow on the uptake, I dunno. It's frustrating though.
The other 2 unflattering comments were that I am "Not a firecracker" and "Always looks tired and often unkempt."  Bitches I AM fucking tired after working all night and doing most of the day shift work before the dayshift even arrives! Not to mention when this evaluation was being done I was in my first trimester. Sometimes I can't get very much sleep before I go to work. Sometimes I get none. I STILL show up to work and do my job. UH, yeah. Sorry the bags under my eyes offended.  As far as the "unkempt" comment...what the fuck? Really? Did my eyeliner run? Did I not brush my hair between shift changes? Is my maternity clothing now offending because my scrubs don't fit anymore? That particular comment was written by a Barbie doll type that always reeks of patchouli oil and sits behind the desk primping most of her shift.
Their evaluations consist of 12 areas that are judged from 1-5, 5 being the best. The overall score is added up and deemed raise worthy or not. I was one wee decimal point below getting a raise. 
I asked to see the actual evaluation forms filled out by my supervising nurses. As I read them I noticed that they were all from day shift nurses. 2 of them I have worked under ONCE during the past 3 months, the other I never work directly under her, just on the same floor occasionally. I work 12 hour shifts 11PM to 11AM. Uh, only 4 of those hours are on day shift and 1/2 hour of that is my break time. At least one hour of it is where we feed our residents their breakfast. That leaves 2 1/2 hours of time which I'm actively running around preforming care and doing my charting on the PDA's.
I told the ADON that I appreciated them not messing with my food stamp eligibility and all but really, I want my raise. She laughed, and I told her exactly how it was. I work my ass off before day shift even arrives. I can't count the number of times I've been thanked for doing so much so the day shift is easier, or "Thank Gawd it's you working!" I told her with no chance for getting a raise that I have no incentive to do extra. I'm already busting ass. There is not much more I can do.
Anywho, my hormones being what they are, I started to cry like a little girl because I was so pissed off.  The more embarrassed and pissed I got, the more I couldn't stop crying. 
I told her I was NOT going to sign this evaluation and asked that it be done by nurses I actually work under often and when I do the most work which would be night shift.
She said she'd have to clear it with the DON, but yeah it would make it more fair. OH, and that it was her fault for handing it to the wrong nurses because she thought I worked the opposite hours. Um, I've been doing the same shift there for 6 years.
I went home still a bit upset and weepy. Thank you hormones!
My oldest brother called me as I walked through the door hoping for a nap, asking if I could drive him to the court house because his car wasn't inspected yet and he didn't want to get busted. There went my nap hopes. 
Anywho, while I'm sitting there at the court house, I can see my work place and start to tear up a little bit again. Who should pull up next to me? Rotten Bastard.
He asked me if I was okay and so I gave the short version of my pissed offed-ness as he used to work for the same people and has had the same thing happen in the past.
He asked me why I was there, so short version of helping out big bro was what I gave as response. I asked him why he was there thinking that The Boy had been in trouble again requiring legal action, knowing he has had the police called on him at least 5 times in the month of November alone after being released from Juvenal Hall because he aged out at 17.
Uh nope.
He was there to file so The Boy can have contact with the girls. I asked him why he'd do that because NONE of them except Cinderella have any desire to have any contact. He said it didn't matter and went on to say he was also filing to get his visits unsupervised because her "found the counselling papers" of his participation from over 3 years ago. Uh, it was supposed to be current. It's not like you can do counselling once years ago, before the problems with violence and neglect were even brought to the attention of the court and call yourself 'cured' because you no longer have health insurance and don't want to pay out of pocket to follow the court order.
It just happened to fall on the day that he was up this way for his 'weekly' visit. So I got to spend 45 whopping minutes (he would have left sooner but the midgets kept saying wait and then going back to playing with their gifts and ignoring him ) watching him give his presents to the midgets while doing my best to not cry or be a bitch.
Merry fucking Christmas to me.
So I'm waiting to get a court summons or some other stressful crap in the mail.
On the brighter side, I got my re-evaluation yesterday, complete with raise. They tried to tie it all in together and it was still too high for them to fuck me out of that extra $.40/hour. AND, the nurses they chose ALL had very nice things to say about me and how much they appreciate working with me. 
And I will hit the half way mark in this pregnancy on Wednesday! I'll be getting my ultrasound on Friday the 13th. It sure will be nice to know who is inside me.
Funny story for the hard to offend: The other night PF was talking to the baby through my belly. He then figured that using my vagina like a megaphone would be better. As he was yelling into my pussy random thoughts of wisdom I told him he'd better quiet down a bit. That's where deaf babies come from.  I will never see another kid with hearing aids without thinking about that moment now.
And that's the latest pretty much. Yes, yes, it was all long winded and stuff but it's really been stressing me out and making me a touch depressed and well quiet. Just getting it out helps some.
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Tis the Season to be horny...
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Dec 20, 2011 5:08 am
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I asked Pater Familias to get me a new vibrator for Christmas.
He decided to ask the friendly folks on here what would be a good choice: 'Tis the Season for Receiving
Most of the replies weren't too helpful. So he decided we'll go shopping for one together. 
When it comes to Christmas presents do you like to let people know what you want or to be surprised?
Also when shopping for someone special do you like them to give you an idea or do you like to guess?
Merry Christmas everybody!
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Newsflash!
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Sep 23, 2011 12:59 am
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I have news! Big news...well wee news, well news! (To those not following me on the facey place that is.)
I'm all knocked up and stuff! Yepper, that's right. Moi, having another midget. Pater Familias will finally be a 'real' daddy instead of just having all the work of one.
Insane you say? Well perhaps... but you know, I'm really very happy about it.
I'm due May 23rd, so iffin' this one doesn't hang out too long beyond his/her due date before my next birthday we'll have completed our family before I'm 35.
The weather is getting colder so I just may be hanging around here a bit more soon. Then I'll be able to catch up with all of you as well.
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Eatin fresh
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Jul 15, 2011 2:15 am
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Summer is keeping me pretty busy as it always does. Between the midgets being home full time, RB requesting more supervised visits to fulfill the court orders to take the next step and be a big boy, working in the garden, work, spending good quality time with Pater Familias, and the normal every day house stuff and cooking I haven't had the time, frame of mind or ambition to write.
Anywho, lookit the latest from my garden! I picked my first zucchini day before yesterday. Mmmmm! I love to pick, make and eat.
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What a difference a little bit of time can make
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Jun 27, 2011 5:03 pm
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I just haven't been in the frame of mind to write as of late. Anywho, here's a picture of my garden that I took yesterday. The rain may not be helping my mood, but it sure is helping my plants grow!
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My not so secret garden
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Jun 13, 2011 12:40 pm
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I did a lot of weeding today and Pater Familias moved a lot of earth. He's still at it actually. Anywho, here's a picture of it that I took today. Others are on the facey place.
It's all coming in quite nicely! 
For some silly reason the picture I edited with labels won't load. I'll figure that out later I suppose. Anywho, to the extreme left is a row of different sunflowers. In the mounds are sister gardening companions of corn, peas, and left to right back to front are pumpkins, zucchinis, summer squash and cucumbers. The rows going horizontally in the picture are swiss chard, spinach, different lettuces, long onions, chives. The outermost row is green beans and hot peppers. The vertical row is sweet peppers further, several types of tomatoes closer. All the way to the right is a long row of asparagus, 2 types.
Where the sod is all up and the earth is being moved around will be smoothed out and new grass sown soon.
If you're doing a garden, what are you growing?
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Body image
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Jun 12, 2011 1:14 pm
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I know most girls grow up thinking they're supposed to look like Barbies, and let's face it, a lot of men think women are supposed to look like Barbies as well. That kind of expectation can be intimidating and downright depressing to a lot of people in my opinion and observation.
I tend to see the insides of people more than the outsides. If they are beautiful to me it's because of who they are, not what I "see" when I "look: at them. Notice the quotes? They're there literally and on purpose.
I have been attracted to many different "types" of people. And by attraction I don't necessarily mean sexually. The more I've looked at certain people the more attractive or less attractive they've become because of their ACTIONS, not their visual appearance. The kind of people that I truly like are as different as can be in so many ways! There are some common threads though in my tapestry of friendship.
Intelligence is a requirement. I can't and don't deal well with stupid. Ditzy, I can do. Downright ignorant willful retardedness I can't.
Big boned, chubby, fluffy, fat, skinny challenged, Ben & Jerry dependent, fearful of small, all of that, doesn't matter one shitload to me. Skinny, boney, skeletal, anorexic, bulimic, fearful of cellulite etc, doesn't matter to me. Buff, fit, lean, hawt, sexy, trim, a 10!!! Ditto. I don't give a frilly frick what the holy hell anyone visually looks like. If I like 'em I freakin' like 'em.
It'd be for everyone's minds that I actually like 'em.
Now I'm not talking sex or the dirty or the brown chicken brown cow thing here. I'm talking actually giving a fucking shit about someone. The 'hell yeah I'd be there for ya' stuff.
That shit's priceless. The fucking, hell it's a dime a dozen or less with a coupon.
Me, I fucking like me. Do I wish I didn't have a touch of baby belly? Hell yeah. Does it make me hate me? Not most days. Do I think anyone should tell me I'm worth less than I am because I haven't made the top 100 sexy people of the world? Uh- no. Not too fucking likely.
What do I think?
I think that sexy is a state of mind and in the eye of the beholder. Do I think shitting on someone's chest is hawt? Um, no. Am I sitting here hating on anyone because THEY think it is? Again, no. To each their freakin' own.
Am I judgemental? Sometimes. But most of the time I keep that shit to myself because I recognize everyone's right to their own thoughts and feelings and respect other's feelings.
I don't want anyone all up on my 'nuts' so why the fuck would I get up on anyone else's? Live and let live and that sort of stuff unless it's truly depraved and hurtful.
I'm pretty sure I make my objectives and morals known. I'm not shy about speaking up and telling everyone exactly how I feel about any given subject, but I'm also pretty open minded and easy to approach about any given subject and will discuss openly with respect and interest. After all learning is an essential part of growing and personally I'm all for growth in an intellectual way.
Anywho, here's the stuff I'm wondering for the day:
Does someone have to look a certain way for you to enjoy them as a person, as a sexually desirable individual, or as a friend?
Do you enjoy the way you look regardless of waist, bust or any other measurable size?
Do you think people should fit a certain "LOOK" in general?
Do you enjoy diversity in all things and persons?
Ya'll have seen pics of me here or met me in person. Does my image have anything at all to do with why you like me or not? How about other people?
Anywho, it's a curiosity of mine. The floor is open, let's all have a discussion. Don't be shy now.
I'm making this private for a bit so no cheating by what someone else said.
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