Have an original thought guys!!!  

patsam69 51M/51F
704 posts
8/23/2005 6:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Have an original thought guys!!!

A week or so ago I recieved an e mail from a guy telling me that he was lonely and was looking for a woman to make love with...someone who would make him feel special, and some other things I can't remember because I replied to him and told him that my husband and I were not longer swinging at the moment, but thank you anyway, and then deleted his email. Apparently he did not read my response, because I received a new e mail today......

i will leave you wanting the next visit. i will leave you thinking about how you can escape to meet me in an alley or a park to be bent over my truck or even lay in the grass as i slowly move my hands all over your body then take you with one quick but soft motion. if you want more please contact me.

The thing is....(besides it being a little over the top....O.k. more than a little) he didn't write this just for me. Surprised??? me neither. I read it to my friend play4fun3642 and alas, she had received the exact same words in her in box only days ago. How many women do you think he wrote this to? This has happened to play4fun and I many times. Yes, we live in the same town...so we get many of the same e mails. Think about this guys when you are writing to people! Now, don't get me wrong...I am not offended. I don't want anyone writing crap like that for just me. It needs to be shared. LOL. o.k....maybe that is a little mean. But come on! How many women fall for that stuff? Plus...I am happily MARRIED. I already have sex on an extremely regular basis.I don't want to meet you in an alley or park. I guess he can't afford a hotel room? and I get to bend over his truck, or even lay in the grass? Oh thank you!!! That is just what I want...to be "taken" while fire ants are biting my ass!

My point is guys...try writing something that is original to the person you are writing to. Read their profile. Our profile had said looking to add extra spice. and guy wrote us with the title being...I'm spicy. I thought that was cute and it caught my eye. His actual email was polite and complimentary, but non sexual. I chat with him for a while. Be original guys...be sweet...don't be rude...and don't assume because we are on a sex site we want overtly sexual e mails!

thanks for reading my rant...and have a great day!

AltumHunksUnite 53M

8/23/2005 7:27 am

An alley.

Bent over a truck.

It's just more proof that romance isn't dead.

Let me drive. I like the view

redmustang91 57M  
8604 posts
8/23/2005 8:08 am

Just as women can afford to be picky given the odds here, guys cannot, so they play the numbers. Logical and sane, if crass. Perhaps some other gal with take advantage of the opportunity. (No I did not send the email!)

patsam69 51M/51F

8/23/2005 10:12 am

Cleavis...LOL I know you are being sarcastic...but don't you think romance at least needs resucitation?

patsam69 51M/51F

8/23/2005 10:13 am

redmustang....I know that men outnumber the woman,,,,,but do they ahve to be so crass? I think if they acted more real they would do better.

luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
8/23/2005 10:54 am

I agree with redmustang, some of the guys in here are playing the numbers. I tend to agree with Cleavis, and also would like to add that as I got older, I began to want more out a sexual encounter than my own sexual gratification...that it became important to me sensually speaking to see that the woman that I was with was having multiple orgasims, as well.

Sure, when I've had a few days break, it's difficult not to just want to get my rocks off, but then again, that's where I find pacing and stimulating the woman I'm with can really lead to magnificent orgasims later for both of us, sensually as well as in duration.



MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
8/23/2005 2:19 pm

Hiya [name]!

Loved ur profil, n wood luv 2 [fuck/suck/do your hair/walk your dog/lick your pussy/choke your chicken/chock your wheels]!

I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wanna do u in my [Masarati/AMC Pacer/DeLorean, w/ Flux Capacitor option/parent's Subaru/Vespa/dreams]!!!

Let's meet, n ill show u the [time of ur life/the time of my life/my vintage comic book collection/how to win at DnD/the rings of Uranus/the ring around my anus]

Cant wait 2 hear back, and we can continue 2 talk [the language of luv/Esperanto/Klingon/about how sucky subsequent Treks have gotten/about popping that big pimple on my back/programming]

Looking fwd 2 chatting again [ASAP/soon/eventually/sometime this millennium (Falcon ROFL!!!)/after the restraining order expires/before I expire]!!!

'Till then, Ill remain [lonely/pathetic/inadequate/an unwanted sperm donor/under house arrest/under Bubba],



Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
8/23/2005 2:19 pm



Sorry, I probably shouldn’t’ve sent the boilerplate version unchanged. Please disregard…


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/23/2005 2:49 pm

I have learned that if an e-mail does not have somthing personal from your profile or blog in it, it is a waste of time. One liners and beautifully written e-mails like the one you mention get automatically deleted.

patsam69 51M/51F

8/23/2005 6:36 pm

lucky...well, if he is playing the numbers...they are all losing numbers. But, i guess some women who are as lonely as he is will take him up on his offer to bend them over his truck!

patsam69 51M/51F

8/23/2005 6:38 pm

misterp...am i supposed to fill in the blanks, picking the answer I want? LOL...u are funny!

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/24/2005 12:07 am

My favorites are always:
Call me tonight at 555-1212 and we can get together.

[apologies to innocent Bills everywhere]

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

hourglasses 47F

8/24/2005 2:35 am

I often get emails where there is a disclaimer like "If you're a standard member ...yadda yadda yadda" ...well obviously they didn't even look at my profile to see that I am a silver member. So I figure those are form letters the guy is sending to all women in my area (most of whom are standard members).

Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/24/2005 12:34 pm

Dang Sam

You are making it very hard for me to get any, you keep exposing all my ploys. First Yummy those boobs, then do it in a truck! Also the fire ants, I was sure fire ants would be irrestable! What self respecting lady would not want to do it in a nest of fire ants?

patsam69 51M/51F

8/25/2005 6:58 pm

I AM SORRY P NS ...Didn't mean to blow your cover...I just want you to flirt with me the way I want it

rm_manspace2 48M
3 posts
8/29/2005 9:31 am

Hey thats a good come on but i will put some ant killer down for you lol

FubarDelta 106M

9/1/2005 8:27 am

Girlie, right on babe. Guys need to acquire a little creativity. Just for the record the chicks should take note of your suggestion also. I received the same type of text from a few different id's complete with the same spelling mistakes. Hey great pic you are keeping your man' hammer in top condition.

cram64 52M
17 posts
9/3/2005 12:28 pm

i LOVE it when every guy on the planet plays the numbers like that. just raises my odds *grin*

i have been getting emails from porn sites under the guise of women who have "seen" my AdultFriendFinder profile...yeah right. automatic spam folder.

have a great long weekend. counting the days till january


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