Hump Day  

partystarslut 50F
55 posts
9/28/2005 11:03 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hump Day

Did you ever wonder why Hump Day is called Hump Day? Obviously, it is meant as the day over the hump of the week. I choose to believe it is the day set aside from all other days to HUMP! So, I humped every chance I got today!!!!!
Several times, humping strangers at the store got some seriously strange looks. Course, I know they will always remember that blonde who was humping behind them in line at the grocery store. lol
Maybe HUMP day is a great time to plan for the weekend.
My significant other will be out of town for the weekend. I must plan for a FUN-FILLED (everything else filled also) Friday and Saturday night.

grendle69 42M
27 posts
9/29/2005 2:26 am

Hump Day comes from the Carpathian ceremony of Bumpugly; a tradition first initiated by the then governing Lord Humperdink. It involved 6 pairs of indiscriminate people standing face to face with one another writhing in a circular motion while making grunting noise and holding their hips in their hands. Upon the start of the minstrels music they would begin the arduous task of slapping the spit out of one another until one or both of them passed out on one another in a sweaty, swollen pile of wanton degredation. This ceremony gained such an upward appeal in the Smakiho era of the Rennessaince period that the day was christened after it's creator; thus 'Hump Day' was born...

luvsheelshoseonu 58M/55F

9/29/2005 11:02 am

perhaps a little shopping trip with some help in the dressing room?

partystarslut 50F

10/1/2005 7:47 am

Thank you sooo much. I am definitely amused and entertained!!!You appear to be quite imaginative. I like that!

partystarslut 50F

10/1/2005 7:49 am

Shopping is a great idea! Meet me in the dressing room.

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