panthersdreamer 46M
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6/17/2006 4:55 pm

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7/7/2006 1:08 am


> >One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
> >him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
> >
> >"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"
> > Mike replies.
> >"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
> >sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
> >about it.
> >
> >It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . A lot cheaper than a
> >doctor."
> >
> >So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
> >
> >He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
> >sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
> >
> >Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
> >
> >"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
> >activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
> >
> >That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
> >began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
> >
> >He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
> >his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
> >
> >Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
> >dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
> >
> >The computer prints the following:
> >1. Your tap water is too hard Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
> >2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle
> >3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> >4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
> >5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
> >better!
> >
> >Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
> >
> >
> >signature Jeannette B.

SmallTightKitty 57F

6/17/2006 7:30 pm

LOL..LOL....Too funny!!!

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