The Little Girl And A Bird!!!!  

panthersdreamer 47M
182 posts
5/10/2006 5:58 pm

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5/19/2006 5:54 pm

The Little Girl And A Bird!!!!

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.

The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"

"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "Idon't know.

I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."

bemusedgoddess 52M/48F  
71 posts
5/11/2006 4:02 pm

TOO FUNNY! And really painful to consider...
Kisses and Hugs

panthersdreamer replies on 5/11/2006 9:40 pm:
yea and thanx sweetie

swtlittleoleme 51F
63 posts
5/12/2006 7:12 pm

ouch, ouch, OUCH...& who put that fire out?

panthersdreamer replies on 5/12/2006 9:31 pm:
thats funny girl!

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