Little Red Riding Hood Joke  

panthersdreamer 47M
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6/10/2006 11:31 am

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6/11/2006 4:55 pm

Little Red Riding Hood Joke

Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to
her grandmothers house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies
for her and her grandmother to eat... she also had a big gun to pretectect
herself in the woods.

One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little
Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in the
forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your
cloths off and fondle your tities."

Little Red sighs and smiles at he fox and slowly opens her basket and shows
the fox her gun and says "No he won't see I have a gun to pretect myself."
She smiles and skips away from the fox to her grandmothers house.

Little red gets deep within the forest when she comes upon a bear who
wonders up to her and smells the yummy food in the basket then thinks to
himself for a second and says, "What are you stupid Little Red. You know if
the Wolf catches you alone in the foest he's going to rip your clothes off
and fondle your tities."

Little Red shows the bear the big gun in her basket and smiles, "No he
won't I have a big gun in my basket ...." She pulls out the gun "See,
nothing can harm me." Little Red smiles and skips to grandmothers house.

Little red finally make it to gandmothers house...and knocks on the
door...no one answers so she goes right in. She walks to her bed see's the
Wolf and screams as the Wolf yells, "Little Red Riding Hood, I am going to
rip your clothes off and fondle your tities!"

The wolf reaches out like he was about to fondle her tities and Little Red
smiles and pulls out her gun and yells, "No your not! You are going to EAT
ME, JUST LIKE THE BOOKS SAYS!"


MWWwantsmore 51F

6/10/2006 12:26 pm

LOL I like that one Hmmm I wonder if I should play Little Red..


panthersdreamer replies on 6/10/2006 2:06 pm:
i'll be the wolf!!!

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