It's a Bummer to be an egg! Joke  

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7/7/2006 8:01 am

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It's a Bummer to be an egg! Joke

It's a bummer to be an egg because...

1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 others.
5) The only one who'll sit on your face is your mother.


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