Blonde year in review !  

panthersdreamer 46M
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5/4/2006 10:14 pm

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5/5/2006 1:28 pm

Blonde year in review !

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. > >
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....duh"....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! > >
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" > >
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! > >
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! > >
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. > >
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! > >
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. > >
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? > >
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. > >
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! > >
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! > >

What a year!!


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