Your Personality...........................  

pASSionwantd2 49M
1468 posts
1/20/2006 10:11 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Your Personality...........................

Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

IF WOMEN DRINK:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the butt.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (bottled, not 4-litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink: Bacardi breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka mule, etc.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, but has absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.

Drink: Baileys
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

Drink: Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality: Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk... and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

IF MEN DRINK: As always, very simple and clear cut.

Drink: Cider
Personality: He's probably under-age and wants to get laid.

Drink: Cheap Domestic Beer
Personality: He's poor/student and wants to get laid.

Drink: Premium Local Beer
Personality: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Drink: Bitter Beer
Personality: He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Drink: Imported Beer
Personality: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

Drink: Guinness
Personality: The man is a sex freak and will get laid one way or another.

Drink: Wine
Personality: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Drink: Vodka or Brandy
Personality: Extremely horny guy, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Drink: Port
Personality: Thinks he's sophisticated, wants to get laid.

Drink: Whiskey
Personality: He doesn't give two craps about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Drink: Jack Daniels
Personality: Not as masculine as the whiskey drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Drink: Tequila
Personality: Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

~P~

Drink: All of the above.
Personalityrink's all of the above while writing post's on AdultFriendFinder,praying to get laid

~P~


__Huntress__ 55M/57F

1/21/2006 4:32 am

What does it mean if all my drinks are under the second heading ????

{=}


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
1/21/2006 1:00 pm

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. oh sooo not nice... I like Smirnoff Ice...T

T




pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/22/2006 7:47 pm

*****************************Huntress7878****************************

We need to Hook-up,Go out and party like crazy and Make some Huntress-Gone-Wild-Video's


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/22/2006 7:53 pm

**************************LusciousAndBent****************************

And what is sooooo wrong with looking like a very Fine-HOT-Tart,who likes her Mini skirt hiked up for ravishing in very dark alley,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....sound's like Funn to Me!TNKU!Cummmmmmm again!


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/22/2006 7:56 pm

******************************frbnkslady*****************************

If you only knew what I could with Smirnoff Ice....MMMMMMMMMMMTNKUT


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/22/2006 7:59 pm

*********************************mzhunyhole**************************

Well thank-Ya' MizzzzHuny! I reckon I would feel real safe hanging out with you as my Backup,LOL


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
1/22/2006 10:27 pm

I'm bacardi and coke with the ocassional beer and shots here and there.....so the bartenders are right on

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/23/2006 9:34 pm

****************************LadytoPleaseYou**************************

That's Bacardi151 with a splash of Coke,right? That drink has haunted me forever,it's a great drink till you find out the Next day.... That you stripped for a bunch of women at Denny's,LOL...

that is only one of many night's with B&C...lol!!!!Not real smart on my part,Hmmmmmmm.......

Thank's for droppin' In...Cummmmmmmm again


mm0206 68F
7767 posts
1/25/2006 7:58 pm

my drink of choice a Double Bailey's On ice...

the alley comment made me laugh....lol and the tart... welll ........no... maybe...no...lmao

.....m.


LadySunrise 33F  
2432 posts
1/25/2006 9:30 pm

soooo in my tender years ...i have had a taste of it all...hmmmmm

live more, laugh often, love much


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:16 pm

***********************************mm0206***************************

Bailey's is my Fav.......with Crown-Royale!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....The naughty thing's that I can do
when I'm licking you from head to TOEMMMMMMMMMMMTNKU-CUM again!


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:18 pm

****************************LadySunrise******************************

In my Tender year's I cant wait to taste it allll...MMMMMMMMTNKU-CUMMMMMMMMM again''S''


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