You Know You're Middle-Aged If...  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
1/6/2006 7:30 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

You Know You're Middle-Aged If...

You Know You're Middle-Aged If...

1. You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.
2. The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car in the "10 items or less" lane.

3. You've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

4. You've found yourself discussing rain gutters.

5. You remember your kids' names, just not always the right one.

6. You have nightmares about forgetting to move the garbage cans to the street for the garbage collector.

7. Your high-school yearbook is now home to three different species of mold.

8. You buy "age-defying" makeup and "antiwrinkle" creams and believe they work.

9. You've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

10. You recognize Led Zeppelin songs that have been turned into elevator music.

11. As a public service, you have agreed to never appear on the beach in a Speedo again.

12. You've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation."

13. You'd pay good money to be strip-searched.

14. Wal-Mart and Target seem to share your fashion sense.

15. The only way you know how to stop a virtual pet from beeping involves the patio and a sledgehammer.

16. You can pack two suits, five shirts, five ties, five pairs of underwear, five pairs of socks, a pair of shoes, and half of your bathroom into a carry-on bag in less than five minutes.

17. Your weight-lifting program seems to have no effect on your muscles, but the veins on the backs of your hands are bulking up quite nicely.

18. On Saturday night, when your wife mentions "hot oil, a little friction, and squealing," you tell her you'll have the car looked at first thing Monday morning.

19) You cant seem to stay off of AdultFriendFinder,LOL!

20) You have doulble vision from reading to many blog's,LOL!


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
1/6/2006 9:29 am

i'm ok not middle aged yet,no way in hell were my parents correct,there still wrong lol

I'm a

i'm here to stay

lovestochat2 47F

1/6/2006 10:30 am

21)You tell your kids to turn down THAT #$%^^^%#@@#&*^ music.
22)Replace your morning bowl of Fruit Loops for All Bran.
23)Ask your kids what a new slang word means.
24)Realize YOU sound exactly like your parents.
25)All your favorite songs played on the radio are called Classics.


Sorceror07 54M

1/6/2006 11:24 am

26. back pain
27. knee pops
28. you take more drugs than you ever did as a teenager, and these DON'T get you high though, they're not supposed to.
29. you fantasize about get carded while buying smokes or booze
30. the playboy centerfold is young enough to be your daughter
31. your favorite playboy centerfold from your teen years is old enough to be the girl in #30's grandmother
32. your favorite nirvana tune is now elevator music
33. on every profile that you click on AdultFriendFinder that catches your eye there's a big red X by age... your age.
34. thin leather ties are coming back in style
35. you realize that memory is the 2nd thing that goes with age, but you can't remember the first!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
1/6/2006 3:40 pm

26.) You have to explain to your kids that you already know who AC/DC and Led Zepplin are, and that they were cool when you were THEIR age...
27.)You realize you smell exactly like your grandparents 'aches and pains' used too..
28.) You have to ask kids/ grandkids how things run and turn off.

LMAO... too funny Dear... Thank you for the afternoon laugh . T


__Huntress__ 55M/57F

1/6/2006 8:00 pm

My little guys are a constant reminder that I am no spring-chicken ... real-life quotes from my 11 year old she-devil daughter and my 13 year old wise-ass son:

Mom, was that your knee cracking or did someone open the door?
Mom, guess what .. my friends' grandfather has the hots for you!
Mom, what is a rotary dial telephone?
Mom, can you help me with my math?
Mom, can you help me with my French?
Mom, can you help me with Language Arts?
Mom, you forgot to pack my lunch!
Mom, it's Wednesday, not Thursday!
Mom, don't you remember?
Mom, I'm not old enough to drive!
Mom, do you remember the Ice Age?
Mom, I think you need a hearing aid!

Mom, mom, mom ... but I got smart ... I changed my name ... and didn't tell them ... !

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/8/2006 11:58 am


They might have not been right about anything,But they sure did right by creating a Beautiful women..MMMMMMMMM...Thank you

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/8/2006 12:00 pm

****************************lovestochat2***************************** Thank you,those are great addition's...I see you are also a seasoned Veteran,LOL.....TNKS

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/8/2006 12:02 pm


Very intresting Hanld name,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....I'm glad that you have enjoyment from my post's,Thank you and Cummmm as much as you like

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/8/2006 12:04 pm


I'm glad to have given you some Laugh's....I know you can really relate to these,LOL....and thank you,your addition's to this post were very funny as well....Cummmmmmmm again...TNKU

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/8/2006 12:07 pm


I love the way you-show case your loved one's.LOL!!!!!!!!!

Your addition's as well are sooooo great....and it sound's as if you have 2 beautiful angle's in your misdt..LOL....Little devils are they? They seem to show you sooooo much love,LOL.....Thank you

__Huntress__ 55M/57F

1/10/2006 3:21 am


You are invited to "my sleepover party" ... !!!


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/10/2006 6:16 pm


Now thats what I'm talking about.....Coed sleep-over's,LOL....Thank you....and you can sleep-over anytime,MMMMM

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