Why Christmas trees are better than men.................  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
12/24/2005 2:57 pm

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Why Christmas trees are better than men.................

1. You only have to feed/water it once a week.

2. It's always there to light up your life.

3. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.

4. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.

5. If it needles you, you can toss it out.

6. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.

7. A Christmas tree is always erect.

8. Even small ones give satisfaction.

9. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

10. A Christmas tree always looks good.....even when it's lit.

11. A Christmas is always happy with its size.

12. A Christmas tree has cute balls.

13. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of it's balls.

14. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.

15. And last but not least.....you don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.


moonfire2u 69F
2602 posts
12/25/2005 4:53 am

But you can't hug a Christmas tree


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/29/2005 6:48 pm


Yes you are very correct.....If I were next to you I would give you a Big-Hug and a Good Tounge-Lashing,LOL......Thank you

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