Top 20 Ways To Tell A Guy His Fly Is Open!  

pASSionwantd2 49M
1468 posts
1/27/2006 7:42 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Top 20 Ways To Tell A Guy His Fly Is Open!

20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has left the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1. Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis.

LadySunrise 33F  
2432 posts
1/27/2006 11:48 am


im gonna use #12.....

i got up your friggin pants before your penis falls out!!!

live more, laugh often, love much

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
1/27/2006 4:22 pm

These are great!

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

Allsleeky 35F

1/27/2006 5:50 pm

Lol I like
#8.Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

I don't think I'd have the guts to tell any guy that their member was out for fresh air. I've seen the intrudors but never reported, I just laughed.


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/28/2006 11:57 am


I'm glad you liked this "sunrise"...and "thank's" ,I did'nt realise that it was ''Hangin'out''....Cummmmmmmmmmmm again-TNKU

pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/28/2006 11:58 am


Thank you for Cummmmmmmmmming,Do it again

pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/28/2006 12:04 pm


Guessing that If I were to meet you in person,It would be Hard not to have my memeber bulging and poppin' out.....would you be able to to tell me about it?Cummmmmmmmmmmmmm again,TNKU

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
1/28/2006 12:58 pm

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... I have... I just asked him if his puppy wanted petted?? T


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/28/2006 2:12 pm


I have a puppy that need's ah' good pettin',LOL .......TNKU""T""

pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
1/29/2006 9:14 pm


Thank you kind-woman and thank you for droppin'In...Cummmmmmmmm again....and I still need to make a visit!

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