The Perfect Day....................................................................  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
11/15/2005 12:16 am

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The Perfect Day....................................................................

The Perfect Day


Perfect Day for a Woman:

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.

8:30 Weigh 5 lb.

lighter than yesterday.

8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.

9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.

10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.

10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.

12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor café.

12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.

1:00 Shopping with friends.

3:00 Nap.

4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist.

Card is from a secret admirer.

4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.

5:30 Pick outfit for dinner.

Primp before mirror.

7:30 Candlelight dinner for two, followed by dancing.

10:00 Hot shower.

Alone.

10:30 Make love.

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

Perfect Day for a Man:

6:00 Alarm.

6:15 Blowjob.

6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.

7:00 Breakfast.

Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.

7:30 Limo arrives.

7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.

8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.

9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.

11:45 Lunch.

2 dozen oysters on the half shell.

3 Heinekens.

12:15 Blowjob.

12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.

2:15 Limo back to airport.

Drink 2 Bombay martinis.

2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.

Nap.

3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.

4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin -1249 lbs.

5:00 Jet back home.

En route, get massage from naked supermodel.

7:00 Dinner.

Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 Oz.

New York strip steak.

9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.

10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.

11:45 Go to bed.

11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.

Watch the dog leave the room.

11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
11/15/2005 12:49 am

why? you have let the womenfolk into our daily routine......lmbao


gnr8nrg 46M

11/15/2005 7:18 pm

That was f***ing great. I don't smoke,golf, or eat seafood, but I would that day.


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
11/15/2005 7:31 pm

methodman1000 ........LOLOLOL....I slipped Bro' and It wont happen again,LOL! Thank's methodman.


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
11/16/2005 9:04 am

ohh i could describe a perfect day....well it would be a fantasy like...no other....

live more, laugh often, love much


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
11/16/2005 11:32 pm

gnr8nrg ,

It's Never too late to have Day's like this,Just Do It.......Thank you !


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
11/16/2005 11:33 pm

****************************sunrisegirl1983**************************

MMMMMMMMMMMMM,I know what you are thinking and It's Very Very Naughty,MMMMMMMMMM Thank you!


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