Ten Reasons Thanksgiving Dinner is Better than Sex  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
11/10/2005 8:52 pm

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Ten Reasons Thanksgiving Dinner is Better than Sex

10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.

9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.

8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.

7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.

6. There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.

5. They give you the day off WITH pay to have dinner.

4. Thanksgiving dinner is a "sure" thing.

3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!

2. You're expected to fall asleep after dinner.

And the number 1 reason why Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:

1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.

~P~


johnnytechno 44M

11/10/2005 10:02 pm

How can I disagree....now only if we could fit some hot sex in there it would be the ultimate holiday!


jackrorabbit 47M
56 posts
11/10/2005 10:24 pm

Some others to add:

Its okay to get the gravy on everything.

Its okay to fully stuff the turkey, even if it isn't yours.

The bigger the thighs the better.

The fatter the legs the better.


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
11/12/2005 12:11 am

johnnytechno,

That would be the Perfect call for the Holiday's,Thank's!


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
11/12/2005 12:12 am

jackrorabbit,

Its okay to fully stuff the turkey, even if it isn't yours. LOLOLOL!

Great addition's,thank's!


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