Ride the orange pony?  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
10/8/2005 12:03 pm

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Ride the orange pony?

Every Halloween millions of pumpkins go to waste, tossed away like cheap trash. However, with a little creativity, that seemingly innocent pumpkin can become one hot sex toy

Pumpkin Dildo

Step 1: Mark two concentric circles on the pumpkin
Trace around the base of your dildo, then make a circle around it at least one inch wider in diameter. In the center, mark a circle the diameter of your dildo.

Step 2: Make the lid

Cut out the center circle, then cut the outer circle at a shallow inward angle to form a "lid".

Step 3: Make room for the dildo

Insert the dildo into the hole in the lid, mark around the base on the underside, then use a spoon to scoop out the pumpkin flesh to make a niche for the dildo base to fit into.

Step 4: Check your fit

Make sure the dildo fits in flush with the pumpkin so the lid will sit properly.

Step 5: Place the dildo in the pumpkin

Fit the dildo into the lid and place on the pumpkin. Situate the pumpkin on the floor, a bed, or sturdy coffee table.

Step 6: Ride the orange pony


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
10/9/2005 8:52 pm

Hey,I was just trying to Help The Pumpkin Industry Out!!!!!LOL.

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