Poem For A Friend  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
1/8/2006 11:30 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Poem For A Friend

For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here's a touch of reality:

When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue... I will try to dislodge whatever's choking you.

When you smile... I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb a**.

When you are sick... Stay away from me until you're well again; I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall... I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.

This is my oath... I pledge till the end.

Why, you may ask?... Because you're my friend.

Pass this on to friend and show them how much you care......~P~

mangomamiCT 42F

1/9/2006 9:57 pm

good stuff !!!!!!

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/9/2006 11:24 pm


Thank's.....There are so many good deep poet's here....I have to lighten it up when I can....Thank you...Cummmmm again

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