My Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipe....................  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
12/11/2005 10:07 am

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My Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipe....................

For those of you who have always wanted me to share my favorite
cookie
recipe with you - Here it is.

From my experience, bake only when you have several days when no one
will
be looking for you......

Christmas Cookie Recipe:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
another
cup ... Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit,
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a
drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cozy Juervo
and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

~P~


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
12/11/2005 10:26 am

LMAO!

Unfortunately, I would have to substitute a bottle of Glenfiddich in place of the Cuervo...


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
12/11/2005 1:47 pm

either two...makes me think that it would be a mess!!! and lots of good memories!!

live more, laugh often, love much


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/12/2005 9:06 pm

Mr Cole......Thank's for stoppin'in....Your Substitute is a Fine choice! and I will add that Fine-Whiskey on future Recipe,Thank's.


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/12/2005 9:09 pm

*************************sunrisegirl1983***************************

I bet,We could have some real Funn baking together,LOL


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
12/15/2005 2:57 pm

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, baking with you sounds like a helluva lot more fun then what I have been having............T

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pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/17/2005 7:34 pm

If you only really new how much I like to shake and Bake,LOL..MMMMM


lovestochat2 47F

12/17/2005 9:07 pm

perks @ TEQUILA WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!

.....ummmmmmmm....what??? baking cookies????....

LMAO.... Loves


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/18/2005 10:14 am

*******************************lovestochat2**************************

Theres something about Cuervo belly-shot's and baking,that can be fun for a Nite in,MMMMMMMM....Thank's,CUMMM again


lovestochat2 47F

12/18/2005 4:55 pm

well hot damn forget the baking.......Loves


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/19/2005 7:50 pm

**************************lovestochat2*******************************

I agree,Get right out too some nasty fun,but dont forget the Brownie's in the oven....LOL


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