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Are you stressed, depressed, angry, or overweight? My prescription is a daily session of self-love! And no, it won't make you blind. Okay, you might need glasses if you masturbate as much as I do & but hey, that's why they invented Lasik.LOL
1: It's instinctual.
Dogs do it, monkeys do it, horses do it. Who knows? Maybe that's what gives mammals the evolutionary edge.
2: It's a workout.
It burns off slightly more calories per minute than tennis, and it's a lot more fun.
3: It's a stress reliever.
The oxytocin released during orgasm is a stress-buster. So next time you feel like popping a Valium, reach for the lube instead.
4: It's disease prevention.
Research has shown that frequent orgasms boost infection-fighting cells up to 20 percent.
5: It's a sleep aid.
After orgasm, your brain gets flooded with the hormone glycogen. Before you know it, you'll be sawing logs.
6: It's a pain reliever.
The endorphins released during orgasm are related to morphine and can increase your pain tolerance by 70 percent. A little S&M, anyone?
7: It's a political statement.
In these days of sexual repression, guilt-free masturbation is a political stance. As George Carlin says, "If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter."
8: It's a life extender.
In one study, men who reported at least two orgasms a week had half the death risk of men who came less often. Just think what a daily dose can do!
9: It's self-affirming.
To quote Woody Allen, "It's sex with the one I love."
10: It's fun.
Do it alone, do it with others, do it in a circle jerk. But however you do it, just do it!
Gotta Go take care of Bizzzzzz,lol!
10/7/2005 6:41 pm
And one for the ladies - it helps to relieve those nasty cramps!!|
10/7/2005 7:45 pm
10/8/2005 7:42 pm
I seriously did not know that....That is very Informative on your part.....Thank-you
10/8/2005 7:45 pm
pussnboots694.....I'm soooo Hard just from reading your comment,I will put you in my appointment Book for Dec. 25 2005 at 9:20 am,LOLmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,Thank you HOT1
10/9/2005 8:53 am
I shall let you |
Then you will
do as I request..