Letter From The Penis..................................  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
1/25/2006 8:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Letter From The Penis..................................

Dear Management,
I, the Penis,\8 hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything I do
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don't get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight/8
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management...\8


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
1/26/2006 11:32 am

LMAOOOOOOOO.. omg... as I clean my monitor screen... T

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MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
1/26/2006 9:49 pm

wow!!!

this is great

passion you know i love ya!!

live more, laugh often, love much


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:53 pm

***************************mzhunyhole*******************************

Mizzzzzzzhoney......I got such a RISE from your very FUNNY response,thank's.........CUM AGAIN,when it's hard-K


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/26/2006 10:55 pm

*******************************frbnkslady****************************

Hey Now!!!!!!! That's my line...ooooooop's....I just splashed GOOOOO on my screeen....Dammmit'!!!!!!!Seeeeeeeeeee''T''what you do to me,LOL.................TNKUGush!


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