ISP Is Going Down?  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
1/8/2006 12:20 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

ISP Is Going Down?

These days we are all somewhat caught in an "Internet lifestyle," so here are some things you can do in the horrific event that your ISP goes down:

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past two years.

3. Think to yourself, you mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Reintroduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than three feet.

9. Get the ass groove in your chair fixed.

10. Check your mailbox every 15 minutes.

11. Turn your computer off and on several time's and hit the refresh button every other second,LOL.(hint,hint..AdultFriendFinder)!

Are these true to you and add one if you can,thank's ~P~

tillerbabe 55F

1/8/2006 11:40 pm

Dammit! If people start calling 911 because of ISP problems....

"I'll give 'em a reason to call.."

(They already call for the stupidest shit!) LOL!

tillerbabe 55F

1/9/2006 1:46 am

Sorry to interrupt:
Please respect this request:

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pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/9/2006 11:20 pm


I was just getting ready to call,I need some help with my Refresh rate for this site,LOL....Thank's

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/9/2006 11:21 pm


I am in accordance with this request,I will not post on the 11th!

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
1/10/2006 4:06 pm

LOL.. I will just call you ......T


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/10/2006 11:28 pm


Anytime,MMMMMMMMMMM.......Thank's '' T ''

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