Bearer of sad news..................................  

pASSionwantd2 50M
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1/13/2006 6:06 pm

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Bearer of sad news..................................

I hate to be the bearer of sad news so it is with heavy heart that I pass on the following:

Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury spokesman.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. His long-time friend, Aunt Jemina, delivered the euology, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky a times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

Pass the new's to a friend as I am trualy saddened.we were really good friend's for alot of year's. RIP-Doughpal.....~P~


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
1/13/2006 6:55 pm

thats tooo funny!!

live more, laugh often, love much


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 7:14 pm

LMAO. that is funny.


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
1/13/2006 10:10 pm

You are hilarious.

Dont forget to add some alcohol to this story since it seems to be how most people die in blogland LOL!

Purry {=}

Purry


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1/14/2006 1:00 pm

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