Are you ready for some Lingerie' FootBall?  

pASSionwantd2 49M
1468 posts
2/4/2006 11:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Are you ready for some Lingerie' FootBall?

And to think, we used to get excited about Spuds MacKenzie and the Bud Bowl. A Lingerie Bowl with model/actresses? If Vince McMahon had thought of this, the XFL would still be around.

I should point out that the Lingerie Bowl appears to have no official connection with the actual Super Bowl. It's strictly a pay-per-view event that is being marketed as substitute viewing to the Super Bowl's standard halftime show. Because you know the NFL would never be involved with a project that doesn't treat women with the utmost respect and dignity. At the very least, the league would require them to wear Go-Go boots with their hotpants.

While you take a break now to place an order with your cable operator, I'll just wait here and ponder some of the pressing questions surrounding the Lingerie Bowl. Questions such as:

What playing surface does the Lingerie Bowl use? Natural grass, artificial turf or Jell-o?

Will the game's organizers test for implants? If so, can I help?

Will they fine players for not wearing their fishnet stockings high enough?

Are there incentive bonuses for making the All-Frederick's of Hollywood Team?

And most importantly, should we refer to this as Lingerie Bowl 2, Lingerie Bowl 2006 or Lingerie Bowl 38C?

Or, come to think of it (and with all apologies to that college game in the Bay Area), wouldn't it be more accurate to call this the Silicone Valley Bowl?


LadySunrise 33F  
2432 posts
2/5/2006 10:26 pm

goood questions!!!

live more, laugh often, love much


__Huntress__ 55M/57F

2/6/2006 3:42 am

You are just a delightfully wicked man !

{=}


HBowt2 58F

2/6/2006 4:06 am

38C........how did you know? are American sizes the same as European?


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
2/6/2006 12:44 pm

LMAOOOO, as long as I do not have to actually see the 'wide end receivers..'... T

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tillerbabe 55F

2/6/2006 10:57 pm

OMG! I "play" women's professional football..and yes, I wear victoria's secret under my gear....but at least I wear "pads" to protect my implants. What if one of theirs "pops"??? LOL!


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
2/7/2006 9:55 am

Lingerie Bowl 2006 would be my vote for the naming of
this *affair* {=} make mine black lace please

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
2/7/2006 9:57 am

And I would prefer to announce this event as I am a
master of the microphone and feel as though I could
best serve the team in this way

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 6:19 pm

*******************************LadySunrise***************************

""""S""".............THANK-YOU as alway's


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 6:20 pm

***************************Huntress7878******************************

I love when you talk like that to Me,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..TNKU-"H"


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 6:23 pm

*********************************HBowt2******************************

They both look and feel the same,"LOLOLOLOL"

This year,I totally could not agree with you MoreTNKU


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 6:25 pm

*******************************frbnkslady***************************

That's the whole point "T",is too see all the Beautiful wide receiver's and thier big-tight-end's,LOL


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 6:28 pm

********************************tillerbabe***************************

Why Do I beleive you,LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I would love to help you with hiking the ball anytime,lol!

Yes,I would not want to see any of that silcone leakage on the field*OUCH*TNKU.........


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 6:32 pm

********************************goddess1946**************************

You would NO-Doubt be very HOTTTTTTTTTT as the skimppy-Black Laced almost Nude annoucer,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....Would love to see that play by play in person,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..Thank you....You have my Vote!


pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/7/2006 6:33 pm

To All that posted!

You will all be on the 2007 Team,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
2/8/2006 8:49 am

LMAO, I wiukd ove to catch and tackle you and your balls.. T

T




pASSionwantd2 49M
1316 posts
2/11/2006 2:38 pm

*********************************frbnkslady**************************

I really beleive I could handle 4-quater's of that kinda' play,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM as long as you kept whispering that in my ear during the huddleTNKU-T


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