A Night Full Of Fun?  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
12/30/2005 11:56 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Night Full Of Fun?

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful woman. They start talking, and after a few cocktails, she invites him back to her place for sex. He responds with an enthusiastic yes, and they are soon on their way.
After they arrive at her place, things heat up fast and she suggests a 69.

He responds with, "You know, I don't get out very much and I'm not totally hip to some of the new lingo."

"Oh, that's okay. Just follow my lead," she says.

Within a few minutes he gets the idea and things are going nicely, until she farts. "What the hell was that?" he asks, alarmed.

"Oh, sorry," she giggles. Not about to stop over such a minor detail, he resumes his activities. Thoroughly enjoying himself, he is completely disgusted when she cracks another one, even worse than the first.

"This is ridiculous. I have to go," he says, looking for his clothes. "What's the matter? Aren't you having fun?" she exclaims.

He pauses, and then replies, "Well, if you think I am sticking around for another 67 of those, you have another thing coming."

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
12/31/2005 10:24 am

HAAA thats too funny!!!

happy new year passion!!! you are an amazing man!!! so very amazing!!!

lets make more magik in 06!

live more, laugh often, love much

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
12/31/2005 11:43 am

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOO.....and he didn't hang around to see if she queefed or not... damn men.,.. T


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/31/2005 11:54 am


Happy New Year...Sunrise!!!!!!!!as you are an amazing Woman!

Thank's for your Support!


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/31/2005 1:03 pm


If it were me....I would not have Left,LOL....MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMTNKU!

Anne698 49F

1/5/2006 11:52 am

Now that was sooo funny!! You have the best articles and many thanks for the pointers. I most defintely will be experimenting.

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/5/2006 6:29 pm


Well Thank you Kind Lady...Experiment Away,Girl....Thank you and Cummmm again

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