20 Things Your Lady Will Never Say  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
1/10/2006 11:23 pm

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20 Things Your Lady Will Never Say

1- You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2- The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too! I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3- Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
4- While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on the fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they'll still recover.
5- Bar food again!? All right!
6- That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
7- Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
8- I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
9- Honey come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare a**!
10- I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
11- You are so much smarter than my father.
12- If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
13- You're so sexy when you're hungover.
14- I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
15- Honey, our new neighbor's 18-year-old daughter is sunbathing in the nude again, come see!
16- No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17- Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.
18- Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you take time off to relax?
19- You need your sleep, you big silly guy, now stop getting up for the baby's nightly feedings.
20- Look! My butt is fatter than yours!

69Champiyon 43M  
54 posts
1/11/2006 1:12 am

Dog after reading this I had to check ya profile to put a face with this wisdom. If I had ink in my printer I would print his and blow it up to poster size and post copies around Los Angeles...........aahhhhh the IRONY of loving Women!!!

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/11/2006 7:09 pm

69Champiyon...............Thank's for droppin' In....Great response......I would love to see the World Posterized by
by these Commandment's,LOL!

__Huntress__ 55M/58F

1/12/2006 3:38 pm

Oh baby ... that depends on the lady ... !

I kid not you ... in one form or another ... I have truly said these:

2, 4, 6, 9, 12, 14 and 15 ...


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
1/12/2006 3:46 pm

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... I agree with a lot of them... and me a woman.. my biggest pet peeve of the whinning is the damn toilet seat... #7 takes as much energy for me to put the seat down as it does for you to put it up. If my ass gets wet because I didn't look, MY fault.. You piss on the seat.. YOU clean the bathroom..
#9.. I do not mind doing shots off anyone ( okay.. MOST)...I even put my boobs out there.. You pouring??? I will even make you some jello shots.... T


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/12/2006 5:57 pm


I know that I have heard several of these at one time or another in my life....But had I heard #15,that would have been soooooo Hot,LOL.

Thank-you for pointing out your favorite number's,LOL

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/12/2006 6:04 pm


I was afraid that #7 would be one of the popular ones,lol...Even when I go to my folks house...My mom seize that one all the time with me and my brothers,LOL....

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,jello shots....the last time I had those was in Mexico...and I was told that I am a great dancer in the Nude,LOLbottom's up!

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