... Reasons She'd Cheat on You !  

pASSionwantd2 50M
1468 posts
12/3/2005 2:38 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

... Reasons She'd Cheat on You !

~TOP 10~

........... Reasons She'd Cheat on You

1: Your idea of a romantic date is watching Monday Night Football.

2: The only cultural programming you watch is Naked News.

3: You wash your car more often than your genitals.

4: You know all the phone-sex operators on a first-name basis.

5: You tell her how she compares to the models in Playboy.

6: You get fired for crashing your office computer by surfing for Internet porn.

7: You nicknamed your penis "the Gun" because it's so quick to fire.

8: You think clitoris is Latin for some exotic flower.

9: You say your blow-up doll was the best lay you ever had.

10: Your definition of foreplay is taking off your socks.

~P~


LeEnchantress 55F

12/3/2005 3:16 pm

FUNNY STUFF... I THINK I MAY HAVE KNOWN AT LEAST ONE GUY WHO THOUGHT #9 WAS TRUE! LOL


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
12/3/2005 3:35 pm

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... ewwwww # 3...... T

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pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/4/2005 4:00 pm

******************************LeEnchantress**************************

Thank's for stopping In.That's a Sick-o for ya',LOL.....#9


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/4/2005 4:01 pm

*****************************frbnkslady****************************

LOLOLOLOL,NICE


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
12/5/2005 9:24 am

hmmmm i wouldnt bother with the cheating...id just kick him to the curb

live more, laugh often, love much


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
12/6/2005 5:14 pm

***************************sunrisegirl1983***************************

"Straight the F***Out",LOLOLOLOL.TNKU


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