"Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson "  

pASSionwantd2 50M
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1/23/2006 11:57 pm

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"Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson "

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: Number one, there's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. Number two, it chatters constantly at high speeds. Number three, most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. Number four, the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

frbnkslady 48F
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1/24/2006 4:29 pm



pASSionwantd2 50M
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1/24/2006 9:06 pm


mm0206 69F
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1/25/2006 7:50 pm

I love it....m.

<rolling on the floor laughin my butt off>

MsLoveRose 33F  
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1/25/2006 9:02 pm


live more, laugh often, love much

pASSionwantd2 50M
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1/26/2006 10:31 pm


Glad you liked it Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm again for MoreTNKU

pASSionwantd2 50M
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1/26/2006 10:32 pm


Thank's,or are you talking about the Post,LOLTNKU!

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