This feels like a double blog day  

overworkedloon 56M
106 posts
7/28/2005 5:18 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

This feels like a double blog day

I was looking over some emails that I have sent out and I've discovered one re-occuring theme in them. They all appear like they were written by someone in great need of a licensed mental health professional. I don't think I start out with that outcome in mind. I try to write a nice email like "I liked your profile and would like to chat" or "I would love to stick my head between your huge breasts", you know, the shit normal people write. Mine tend to go something like "Oh, I see you like legs. Well I happen to be lucky enough to have two....." and it goes downhill from there. At the time I'm wrote it it sure sounded good.

So, here's a question. What do you actually want to see in an email to you? What grabs your attention? Other than a 12" cock and wasboard abs that is. I don't have either of those to work with.

Well tomorrow it's off to beautiful Deepwater, MO....wooohooo.

xx_44DD_xx 51F

7/31/2005 9:07 am

If it's all dick pics? It gets deleted immediately. If there are no pics? It better be one heck of an email.......

LOL @ 'I happen to be lucky enough to have two legs' now that would have me laughing and replying most definately!!

Being a gentleman with a sense of humor will get you in the door with most girls..... If you don't have a pic? That's a HUGE disadvantage.

108 posts
8/1/2005 10:21 am

1st of all thank you for your comment on my blog. 2nd I totally understand your comment on mental help. I believe sex affects some of these peoples minds so bad that they can't deal with things correctly. 3rd Originality would be such a welcome and an attention getter; I'm sooo tired of the same old stuff. Respect is another VERY important point, with some of the replies, one would think all I do is lay around and *uck all day.That the only way to get my attention is to start off with foul langage, and what "they" are going to do to me. As if....(they are the 1st ones to go)

overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
8/1/2005 10:45 am

If I don't like and respect someone I'm sure not going to "bump nasties" with them. Without it it's just masterbation without your arm getting tired. That not only is a waste of your time but theirs too.

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

8/3/2005 8:42 am

If anyone tells me they have a 12 inch cock, I immediatly direct them to the nearest emergency room (or judges Guiness Book of World Records) as that, in my humble opinion ... is a foot, not a cock.

Hi diddle deedee, it's back to work for me .....


dicegrrl 39F

8/19/2005 2:29 pm

Humor, sincerity, politeness and proper grammar are what I look out for. A face pic is required because you have seen mine, now show me yours.

I personally liked the two legs comment. If you had said three legs I would have just deleted the email.

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