The Ballad of Jed Clampett......revised addition  

overworkedloon 56M
106 posts
8/10/2005 10:53 am

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The Ballad of Jed Clampett......revised addition

I've decided to do like a lot of other blogs do and include some song lyrics.

I have no idea where I came up with this, but I remember singing it in Jr. High. I'd like to take credit for it, but I'm just not that creative.

I'm going to tell you a story about a man named Jed,
poor motherf*cker couldn't get it up in bed.
Then one day when he wasn't in the mood,
in walked a girl that was totally nude.
Naked that is.
Big tits, hairy snatch.

Well the first thing you know ole' Jed's a munchin hair,
kin folks said "Jed stick your d*ck in there."
Said "F*ckin p*ssy's the thing you ought to do"
so Jed commenced to f*cking and shot a wad or two.
White gold.

Nine months later ole' Jed became a dad...

I don't remember the rest.
Funny thing is I can't find it on the internet anywhere.....maybe I did make it up. Now that's a real scary thought.

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

8/10/2005 12:26 pm

OMG I'm dying here! Makes my rendition of The Beatles "I'm Happy Just To Suck On You" pale in comparison.

I bow to your parody. I bet Weird Al is jealous as HELL.


overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
8/10/2005 1:50 pm

I need the last verse though. I know I can count on you for inspiration Lil.

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

8/10/2005 6:52 pm

Hillbilly that is. F*ck a spell. Get your rocks off. Y'all cum hard now, y'hear?

( curtsies )


108 posts
8/17/2005 8:34 pm

HAHAHA, I've never heard this before, mind if I share it?

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