OK it's Ask Me a Question Time boys and girls  

overworkedloon 56M
106 posts
9/21/2005 1:02 pm

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OK it's Ask Me a Question Time boys and girls


I'm bored and I have nothing on my mind to blog about....so.....
I've seen lots of ask me question blogs so I thought I'd go with the flow. I know...if everyone jumped off a cliff would I do it too. Well the answer to that is no Homie don't play that. I don't jump off things...even if I have a parachute or a rubber band tied to my ankles. I'm a fat guy....gravity is not my friend. So, anyway, where was I? Oh yeah.

Ask me a question, or 2 or 4. I'm bored give me something to do. Actually I better not type that too loud. I am at the office and it might remind someone I'm here and they will give me something to do.

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

9/21/2005 2:03 pm

Please explain your theory of relativity and then I'll explain mine.

"Lil"


overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
9/21/2005 2:25 pm

Well when two cousins meet at a family reunion and they fall in love and get married that's how you get Uncle-Dad and Aunt-Mom. Now here's the weird part. Let's say one of the cousins is abducted by an aliens and rides on a spaceship to Sirius and back at close to the speed of light. When he gets back in 23 years to Pigwaller, Arkansas, he would only be a year older and he can then marry his granddaughter who by then would be of a good marryin' age of 10.


overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
9/22/2005 9:26 am

Let me put on my Carnak the Magnificent hat and I will deduce the answers to the questions that have been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnels porch for the last week.

The answer is: No. I wish I could but between money and my schedule I can't do it. I bet you might get more than a hug .

The answer is: I can't actually give you one answer, it all depends on the circumstances. If I'm coming off a long job, the perfect evening is sleep, sleep and more sleep. Sometimes the perfect evening is chatting online with a friend from afar. Sometimes it's kicking back and watching a couple of good old movies I haven't seen in oh so long. It could be a night of passionate sex with a lover or a night of engaging conversation with a friend. I really don't dream about the perfect this or that. I just take things as they come and try to enjoy it. I guess I'm not much of a romantic.

The answer is: I'm afraid I'm going to have to weasel on this one too. The problem is I can't envision changing something and me still being me. If I become handsome or wealthy, I'm afraid I woudn't be the same person. If I became so handsome that women would throw themselves at me, I'm afraid I'd become shallow and only look at the outside of them and not what's on the inside. If I bacame wealthy...horrors of horrors I might start thinking "Fuck the poor" and vote my wallet. Me thinks I think too much. I guess that answers the next question too.

The answer is: Oooo that's a toughy. I don't know if I can come up with one thing I admire most. Truth. And by that I don't just mean they tell the truth, I mean true to what they believe. You didn't ask but the number one thing I hate is hypocrasy. And so the opposite of that is truth....so the answer shall be truth.

The answer is: No. I want more questions.


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

9/23/2005 8:37 am

Mr. Loon - you need to be more Sirius.

(rolls with laughter, wiping her eyes)

DAMN I'm a riot.

"Lil"


overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
9/28/2005 8:44 am

Sorry it took so long BigGirlz, I'm recovering from an accordian overload.

I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.....wait a sec...sorry that wasn't my regret.

I don't think I've actually achieved anything. So I don't have much to choose from.

Why do you put duct tape on your hamster?

Tiny, was a popular one for me for a while.

I hate music....that's why I work as a soundman.

Sleazy, Psycho, Pyro, Drippy, Droopy, Wheezy and Dr. Feelgood.

Blood rushing to the cappilaries beneath the skin.

Running thru a swarm of them with my mouth open.

Kissing, licking, sucking, nibbling.....well the list is endless.


MrNuttz05 49M

9/30/2005 4:13 pm

This is good Loon.

Questions;

If you could make love with one person from this site, who would it be?

If you coud fuck one person from this site, who would it be?

If you could send one person to the planet "Sirius", who would it be?

Nice BLOG dude....


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