A post about S E X  

overworkedloon 56M
106 posts
8/16/2005 10:02 am

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6/5/2006 6:06 pm

A post about S E X

Well, I'm not going to talk about any of my sexual exploits so don't get your hopes up, that's between me and the young lady (well and the 3 midgets, the donkey, the guy at the grocery store I bought 12 gallons of Wessen oil from and the cashier at Home Depot where I got the power sander) I'm just going to talk about sex in general.

Why do they call it foreplay? I never could figure out the whole theory behind have as little foreplay as you can get away with, stick it in, get your rocks off and leave. Come on people you have a whole nother person (or 2 or 3 or however many) to play with (for those of you who don't know what thats like...imagine if your blow up doll was warm and soft and made cute little noises as it wiggled around). Well, back to foreplay. I hate the term. It's akin to a salad before a meal. Now that I've got the salad eaten it's on to the main course. Yuck. I prefer a buffet. Have a little salad, a bite of steak, a mouthful of taters and then go back for more. It's just play to me....no fore or after.

But then I am a Loon afterall.

xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/17/2005 11:20 am

Let's contact webster's dictionary......... we want it called 'before-during-after-play'

overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
8/17/2005 11:56 am

I'll find their number.

fat_bottom_girl 56F

8/23/2005 2:02 pm

I don't have a clue but I like it and want it. hehehe

cookiequeen1000 53F

6/5/2006 3:02 pm

Like how you think.

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