What to do about her?  

outdoorsman3174 42M
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3/10/2006 10:39 pm

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4/1/2006 12:19 am

What to do about her?

I have done a terrible thing! I have allowed myself to succomb to a common, but as of yet undiagnosed disease....

Internet-Functionary-Ultramorphic-Creationary-Kleptocurious-Unexpected-Demented-PleaseDontHoldItagainstMe Disease...

Or, I-Fucked-Up For short....

(BTY - I need a better acronym department)

As the first part of my 12 step program, I must admit my a problem to my friends...

I have created a new profile on AdultFriendFinder.

Usually, This would not be a problem, except for the fact that my new profile is a woman.

And she's a lot more attractive than I am!

I am not a woman, and find myself in a situation where I must make some difficult decissions.

1) Do I kill her off? Just pull a sopranoes and make her disappear?

2) Do I just hang out like some sort of peeping tom and see what kind of dirt I can reveal?

3) Attempt to create a relationship with some of the men who are interested in her only to use for some future gain.

4) Admit my discretions, Invite the whole group to a "meet me" party and express my apologies.

5) Be Honest with everyone and kill her on general principal?

Kill Her?
Hang out and get some dirt?
Blackmail?
Hold out for an orgy?
Do the right thing?


outdoorsman3174 42M

3/12/2006 2:26 pm

Orgy... Hmmm...

I'm not sure.

She has a Stalker now!

The same guy keeps sending her dirty emails and now he says he's getting tired of waiting. I think I might make her disappear and see if can use him as a scapegoat.


outdoorsman3174 42M

4/1/2006 12:18 am

Well, sadly she was married, divorced, moved to New York, and people stopped paying attention to her.... Her profile disappeared, and so did she....


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