Happy Monday  

oralinbelfast 48M
40 posts
2/27/2006 8:43 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Happy Monday

All smiles today, despite no cheques in the post. Its amazing what a nights sleep and some drugs can do. So, in honour of being in good form, here's a happy song I sing when I'm drunk:

Leader:A-one, two, a-one two three four
Leader: Half a bee, philisophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half a bee has got to be
Vis a vis it's entity.
-d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury.
All sing: La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half a Bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Leader: Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
All yell: No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.
All sing: Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Leader: I love this hive employ-ee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer's afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

Sulabula 45F
12658 posts
2/27/2006 2:35 pm

What tune is that sung to?

Sula xxx

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oralinbelfast 48M

2/28/2006 3:23 am

I'll sing it to you on Friday, Sula

HBowt2 58F

2/28/2006 4:11 am

dont even think of singing that on friday...lmao

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